The inside of the album is a telethon with people manning the telephones and the band posing beside a large-size mock up of a check. The credits for the album are pictured as a tear-stained thank-you speech presumably never given. In the USA, the cover is in color on the outside but black and white on the inside. UK and Japanese versions are full color inside and out. In the UK, the album was released on vinyl and CD. Track listing Personnel Carl Jah – Guitars and Background Vocals Jah Paul Jo – Guitars, Keyboard and Background Vocals Put-Mon – Porn Bass and Background Vocals Tortelvis – Lead Vocals Ed Zeppelin – Conga, Percussion & Toast Fresh Cheese 'n' Cheese – Drums I-Lar-E Treadwell – Larry's Tower and Vocal Introduction On "Forgettin' About Business," Balalaika on "When the Levee Breaks" Bun-E Slopes – Blues Harp on "When the Levee Breaks" and "Train Kept A-Rollin'" The Dreadettes – Background Vocals Michael Jordanaires – Background Vocals Production Producers: Jah Paul Jo, Rasta Li-Mon Engineer: Rasta Li-Mon Art direction: Hugh Brown Photography: Hugh Brown Charlie Haj is the man who hands Tortelvis his water and towels on stage. Release formats CD: 1991 UK (IRS EIRSACD 1057) CD: 1991 US (IRS X2-13092) CD: 1991 JP (JVC VICP-5053) CS: 1991 UK (IRS EIRSAC 1057) CS: 1991 US (IRS X4-13092) LP: 1991 UK (IRS EIRSA 1057) References External links The Making Of 5,000,000 Tortelvis Fans Can't Be Wrong By Jah Paul Jo Spin Magazine Review, 1991 Satan Stole My Teddy Bear Review, January 2002 Dread Zeppelin albums 1991 albums I.R.S. Records albums