Lottie - A freak performer whose special characteristics are her lack of legs (lost in a car accident), and a condition that makes her skin look like tree bark. Due to this condition, she adopts the stage name of "Lottie the Human Log," and dresses like a tree as she sings a song telling her life story. She is the mother of Ted, and apart from Ike, is the only character in the game the player cannot switch over to. She is also normally never seen outside of her cabin. Lottie is voiced by Molly Harvey; her life story is illustrated by Georganne Deen. Ted - Lottie's son and assistant, and secretly also a serial killer. He feels it is his duty to kill ugly things, a process which he calls "ugly liberation." He then collects small pieces of flesh, hair and clothes and turns them into fake butterflies, which he finds beautiful. Unfortunately for the player, he believes most people are ugly as well, and will kill the player if they run into him in certain locations. He kills people by paralyzing them with a poison dart, then gives them a brief monologue before strangling them to death. Timmy is the only playable character Ted is friendly to and won't kill, as he sees Timmy's innocence as a beautiful thing. He also deeply loves his mother and finds her beautiful due to her persistence and optimism in the face of tragedy. Ted is voiced by Mark Morgan; his life story is illustrated by Dave McKean. Dagmar - A stripper who goes by the stage name of "Dagmar the Dog Woman." Her body is covered in tattoos of dogs, each one representing a different failed relationship with a man. She is usually accompanied by her two Dobermans, Huck and Chuck. She is quite caustic and holds very cynical views on men and love. She dislikes Dixie, and takes a particular liking to the IRS Man. Dagmar is voiced by Sharon Ludtke; her life story is illustrated by Paul Mavrides. IRS Man - His real name is unknown; the game's credits only refer to him as the IRS Man. He comes to the Midway to investigate a long history of tax evasion on part of its owners. He is extremely patriotic and proud of his job, but is also very dry and anal-retentive, even a bit antisocial. A dog lover, he