Gonzalo, Juan, Isabel, Hernando, as well as Montazuma , and Noche Triste. To the west they were to have the names of small Spanish cities: Tarragona, Cordoba, Toledo, Alcante (, for Alicante), Burgos, Palencia, Lucena, the palace/monastery Escorial, and even small towns: Monreal (name of several towns), Munera. In the planned Spanish Village neighborhood ("Mizner Plat 11"), projected streets had Spanish names: the main Alvarado Road (a surname), and crossing it, fanciful names, not all of which are visible in the photograph: Ébano (ebony), Feraz (fierce), Grúa (a mistranslation; the word means "crane" the machine, not the bird), Haz (bundle), Ídolo (idol), Jasmine, Kay, Labio (lip), Malvis (a bird, :es:Malvis), Nao (archaic word for "ship"), Orear (to ventilate), Prado (meadow, also name of Spain's national museum, built in a former meadow), Quevedo (Spanish author), Rocinante (Don Quixote's horse), Salerno (city today Italian but once ruled by Aragón). The different types of pottery produced by Mizner Industries each had the name of a Spanish city. Mizner the humorist In 1903 Mizner provided illustrations for The Limerick Up to Date Book of Ethel Watts Mumford (San Francisco: Paul Elder). It says something about Mizner that he would illustrate this poem: In 1902, with Oliver Herford and Ethel Watts Mumford, he published an annual illustrated The Complete Cynic. Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner. The Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1903 The Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1904 The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1905 The Complete Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1906 The Altogether New Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1907 The Quite New Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1908 The Perfectly Good Cynic's Calendar (1908) The Complete Cynic (1910) The Revived Cynic's Calendar (1917) This produced such gems as: "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often" and "Many are called but few get up." Mizner the storyteller Mizner was a storyteller but not a reliable one. He made up stories, all set in foreign countries and thus in practice unverifiable. One whose lack of veracity is documented is the tale of his visit with his father and other family members to the ruins of Copán, in Honduras. "No one knew exactly where it was", and they needed "a small army of carriers and machete wielders to cut