passport instead of a new blue one (red actually being the latest and blue no longer valid during recording) and she could not have a photograph taken because her teeth are "fillings with magnets" and would break the photo booth. The conversation ends when sheriff's officers appear to "repossess the beanbag" she is sitting on. Wank, Good Guy Various characters in different situations describing other people (and things) as either a "wank" or a "good guy", including ducks in a pond, gingerbread men, fish, and soldiers at the Changing of the Guard being described that way by Prince Philip. Cast & crewMain Cast Ford Kiernan – Various Characters Greg Hemphill – Various Characters Karen Dunbar – Various Characters Paul Riley – Various Characters Mark Cox – Various Characters Julie Wilson Nimmo – Various Characters Tom Urie – Various Characters Gordon McCorkell – Various Characters Main Crew Ford Kiernan – Writer & Creator Greg Hemphill – Writer & Creator Sanjeev Kohli – Additional Material Donald McLeary – Additional Material Iain Connell – Additional Material Robert Florence – Additional Material Michael Hines – Director Colin Gilbert – Producer Ewan Angus – Producer (For BBC Scotland) Rab Christie – Script Editor John McNeil – Lighting Director Episodes Series 1 (1999) 1. Episode 1 – 13 January 1999 2. Episode 2 – 20 January 1999 3. Episode 3 – 27 January 1999 4. Episode 4 – 3 February 1999 5. Episode 5 – 10 February 1999 6. Episode 6 – 17 February 1999 Series 2 (1999) 1. Episode 1 – 11 November 1999 2. Episode 2 – 18 November 1999 3. Episode 3 – 25 November 1999 4. Episode 4 – 2 December 1999 5. Episode 5 – 9 December 1999 6. Episode 6 – 16 December 1999 Series 3 (2000) 1. Episode 1 – 15 November 2000 2. Episode 2 – 22 November 2000 3. Episode 3 – 29 November 2000 4. Episode 4 – 6 December 2000 5. Episode 5 – 13 December 2000 6. Episode 6 – 20 December 20002000 Hogmanay Special – 31 December 20002001 Hogmanay Special – 31 December 2001 Series 4 (2002) 1. Episode 1 – 18 January 2002 2. Episode 2 – 25 January 2002 3. Episode 3 – 1 February 2002 4. Episode 4 – 8 February 2002 5. Episode 5 – 15 February 2002 6. Episode 6 – 22 February 20022002 Hogmanay Special – 31