"Smart Guy" - David and Hugh take IQ tests. Hugh outscores David. "The Late Show" - David lists the different fantasies he mulls over while trying to sleep at night. "I'll Eat What He's Wearing" - A visit from David's father Lou prompts David to remember Lou's penchant for economizing, buying and storing food past reasonable limits. References 2000 non-fiction books Works by David Sedaris Little, Brown and Company books American essay collections Lambda Literary Award-winning works