arts correspondent. Her reviews of local arts include a harsh review of a local school production of Julius Caesar. She is also apparently a member of the local secret society the Wripple Vetivers. Jesus Chigley, wrote the first article ever published in the Framley Examiner, and spends most of the time reminding his colleagues of this. Stan Rubbish, the Examiner's darts correspondent. Bowery Tarpaulin Pharaoh Clutchstraw, science expert. Arcady Belvedere, writes about local history that only he seems to remember or care about. Odgar Cushion (deceased), a reporter of uncertain age who wrote the "We'll Fancy That" column, until his death sometime between 1994 and 2012 when the column was inherited by his son, Odnald. Arbroath Smokie Oliver Singultus-Hiccup, motoring reporter. Places Framley and district Framley Wripple Codge Chipney Batley The Dungeon Housing Estate, which has more single fathers than there are grains of sand in the mighty desert Clown Glibley Durbiton Shilillingbury Lillingbury Illingbury On Ingbury Thoxtoxeter Effing Sodbury Ovenly Bellaire, home of the Bellaire Hillock. Princes Freshborough (these last two are a reference to the TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) St Eyot's and district St Eyot's, whose historic castle is thought to be the home of Britain's first batman Slovenly Urling Fracton Clinton Flapton Nogley Stanglebridge Yopney St Oh! Queff Gartside Green Molford and district Molford Molford St Gavin Molford St Malcolm Molford St Arahim Rhamal Robot Oak, a utopian village constructed of artificial materials and populated by robots Ghastley St Matthew Crème Tellephant Strawbury Magma Diesel Park West Sockford and district Sockford holds an annual Vulture Jamboree in which visitors are invited to 'Discover how to Milk Vultures' and could meet Lazenby, Framley's biggest Hedgehog (until he died of prickleworm) Lessbury Moreborough Whoft and district Whoft, which frequently suffered deluges of fluff, and was famous for its annual fete (featuring the 'Kitten in a Bottle' competition) until being completely destroyed by property developers due to a planning error. Wotten Plodney Queues Likely Little Godley, controlled by councillor Haris Paris, who mounted a military coup in late 1994 after someone parked a blue P Reg Mondeo in his allocated parking space. Chutney King's Mustard Clifton James Steeplecocque Outlying districts Carnaby Constable Cloxted Rockney Hazeldean Inchmistress Billberry Buryborry Nyth Running jokes Professor Arthur Bostrom, who meddles with the fabric of time and space, yet always declares "Experiment successful". Reference: Arthur Bostrom, actor who played the part of