I Could Go Back to College"). Princeton gives a still-homeless panhandling Nicky a quarter, and marvels at how fantastic he feels. Since thinking only about himself has gotten him nowhere, he decides to raise money to build Kate's Monstersori School. He solicits everyone, even breaking the fourth wall to shake down the audience, but results are disappointing ("The Money Song"). Then Trekkie Monster, recalling his own traumatic school experiences, donates ten million dollars – and explains to the astonished cast, "In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!" ("School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)"). Kate joyfully opens her new school. Brian lands a consulting job, and Christmas Eve finally has a paying client (Rod), so the newlyweds move to a better neighborhood. Rod finally comes out, unsurprisingly, and takes Nicky back in. Nicky finds Rod a boyfriend – Ricky, a muscle-bound hunk who otherwise looks and sounds exactly like Nicky. The Bad Idea Bears discover Scientology. Lucy, having recovered from her head injury, becomes a born-again Christian and takes a vow of chastity. Kate and Princeton agree to give their relationship another go ("There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)"). A new college graduate inquires about the vacancy in the building, ("What Do You Do with a B.A. in English (Reprise)") and Princeton has an epiphany: he concludes that his purpose may be to put everything he has learned into a Broadway musical. Everybody, especially the new guy, immediately ridicules him. The cast reminds Princeton that, in the real world, many people never find their purpose, but life goes on, and everything, both good and bad, is "only for now." ("For Now"). Characters Note: These descriptions come from the Characters section in the script. Puppet characters Princeton: "A fresh-faced kid just out of college." Kate Monster: "A kindergarten teaching assistant, a bit older than Princeton." Nicky: "A bit of a slacker, who lives with Rod." Rod: "A Republican investment banker with a secret." Whitney Matheson of USA Today described Rod as "New York's most famous (and perhaps only) gay Republican puppet." Trekkie Monster: "A reclusive creature obsessed with the Internet." Lucy: "A vixen-ish vamp with a dangerous edge." The Bad Idea Bears: "Two snuggly, cute teddy-bear types." Mrs. Lavinia Thistletwat: "Ancient, Kate's boss." Humans Brian: "A laid-back guy engaged to Christmas Eve." Brian is named after Brian Yorkey, who played the role in the original workshop presentations. Christmas Eve: "A therapist