take to Kecks's flat. When they arrive, Kecks tells the lads to go on up to his flat while he locks up their van, but while they're not looking he sneakily hides a parcel in the freezer compartment. When the parcels are safely in Kecks's flat he gives the lads £20 and says, “er... and if anything else goes wrong with the van, tough shit!“ and closes the door on them. Ritchie and John then head for the nearest pub, commenting how "one minute you're down and then you're up again." As they order their beer, the bartender notes “and then you're right back down again!” as he shows the £20 note as a fake. They hurry back to Kecks's flat and arrive just as he is trying to leave (wearing a poor-quality disguise). They force Kecks to tell them what's going on. He tells them that he has stolen some printing plates for £20 notes from a villain in London and is about to skip the country with his own little bundle of counterfeit notes, but he's hidden the plates in the van and was going to ring the lads when he was abroad to ask if they would deliver them to a contact in Parkestone. However, since the contact won't be there in till later in the week, they will have to sit on the plates for a few days. When Ritchie protests “That's great, that is! You piss off out of Liverpool and we have to hang about and listen for cockney accents!”, Kecks replies, “Stay mobile." After being offered £1000 for delivery and another £1000 on arrival, John and Ritchie reluctantly agree to the scheme; but deny Kecks a lift to the airport. On the way out, they pass a couple of guys on the stairs. John and Richie realize that these men had cockney accents, so they head off to Parkestone. The two men - the gangster Kecks is trying to swindle (Johnny Shannon) plus his enforcer and torturer The Chiropodist (Peter Vaughan) - continue up to Kecks, where they kill him. As John and Ritchie have a few days to travel, they decide to zig-zag to their destination because they are worried about being pursued by the cockney gangsters and the police. On catching a news bulletin, they are startled to discover that the police are looking for two men in connection with Kecks'