Noel Howlett (22 December 1902 – 26 October 1984) was an English actor, principally remembered as the incompetent headmaster, Morris Cromwell, in the ITV 1970s cult television programme Please Sir! He was the subject of infatuation by Deputy Head Doris Ewell, played by Joan Sanderson. Howlett was born in Bexley, Kent, and began his career as Richard Greatham in Noël Coward's Hay Fever. At Northampton Repertory Theatre in 1930 he played Sherlock Holmes. He also appeared as Mr Williams in the 1948 film The Winslow Boy, starring Robert Donat. At Stratford-on-Avon in 1953, he played Old Gobbo (father to Donald Pleasence's Launcelot Gobbo) in The Merchant of Venice, Edward IV (brother to Marius Goring's Richard III), Baptista in The Taming of the Shrew and Gloucester in King Lear. An early TV role was portraying a vicar in the 1958/59 BBC series Quatermass and the Pit. He appeared as Professor Rushton in a one-off 1967 edition ("Mission Highly Improbable") of The Avengers and as the Reverend Simon Blanding in a one-off 1967 edition ("Dead Man's Shoes") of Man in a Suitcase. Other screen appearances include the 1960s TV shows Softly, Softly and Danger Man. He also appeared in one 1976 episode ("I Talk to the Trees") of the BBC situation comedy The Good Life as slightly eccentric allotment gardener Mr Wakeley. He also frequently broadcast and did a spell for the BBC as a member of their Drama Repertory Company (now the Radio Drama Company), one of his appearances being as Inspector Walter Neider in the 1965 Paul Temple radio episode, "Paul Temple and the Geneva Mystery". Selected filmography Men Are Not Gods (1936) – Cashier (uncredited) A Yank at Oxford (1938) – Tom Craddock The Proud Valley (1940) – Company Clerk (uncredited) George and Margaret (1940) – Malcolm Jassy (1947) – Court Usher (uncredited) The White Unicorn (1947) – Sir Humphrey Webster (uncredited) When the Bough Breaks (1947) – Judge The Mark of Cain (1947) – Judge (uncredited) This Was a Woman (1948) – Chief Surgeon Barclay Corridor of Mirrors (1948) – Psychiatrist (uncredited) The Calendar (1948) – Lawyer Good-Time Girl (1948) – Clerk The Winslow Boy (1948) – Mr. Williams (uncredited) Saraband for Dead Lovers (1948) – Count Platen The Blind Goddess (1948) – Court Usher Scott of the Antarctic (1948) – First Questioner Once Upon a Dream (1949) – Solicitor The Perfect Woman (1949) – Scientist Your Witness