rate ("It's the dog's bollocks", sometimes abbreviated to, "it's the dog's"). Donkey's years (Donkey's ears) a very long time. In reference to the length of a donkey's ears. Sometimes abbreviated to, "donkey's". Done up like a kipper 1. Beaten up. 2. Fitted up or framed. 3. Caught red-handed by the police. doofer An unnamed object. dosser Someone who might stay in a dosshouse. dosshouse A cheap boarding house frequented by tramps. duck A term of endearment used in the English Midlands and Yorkshire. duff 1. broken, not working. 2. To beat, as in 'duff up'. 3. Pregnant (up the duff). E earwig 1. To eavesdrop. 2. To twig (rhyming slang) eating irons Cutlery. end away to have sex (get one's end away). F fag cigarette. fag end the used stub of a cigarette and by extension the unpleasant and worthless loose end of any situation. fag packet cigarette pack fanny female external genitalia, a woman's pudendum. fanny adams (Usually preceded by 'sweet' and often abbreviated to F.A., S.F.A. or sweet F.A.) Nothing at all. A euphemism for fuck all. fence Someone who deals in stolen property. fit sexually attractive (Afro-Caribbean). fit up A frame up. fiver five pounds. filth (the) The police (derogatory). flasher Someone who indecently exposes oneself. flick Motion picture, film. 'The flicks', the cinema. flog Sell. flog a dead horse 1. To continue talking about a long forgotten topic. 2. To attempt to find a solution to a problem which is unsolveable. flutter (To have a flutter) To place a wager. fly Quick witted, clever. fork out To pay out, usually with some reluctance. French letter Condom. frig 1.(Taboo) To masturbate. 2. When followed by 'around' or 'about', to behave aimlessly or foolishly. frigging 1. The act of masturbating. 2. Used as an intensifier. For example, "You frigging idiot". Considered milder than 'fucking'. Frog Derogatory term for a Frenchman. fuck all nothing at all fudge packer homosexual. (mildly derogatory) fuzz (the) The police. G gaff House or flat. gaffer Boss, foreman or employer. gander Usually preceded by 'have a' or 'take a'. To look. gash 1. Surplus to requirements, unnecessary. 2. Derogatory term used for female genitalia. gassed 1. Drunk. 2. excited geezer (informal) Man. Particularly an old one. get Variant of git. Insulting suggestion; one born through incest – 'Begotten-beget. "Son of your uncle". git incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person. go down 1. To go