vulgar word that means penis. Similar to gau, this word is also usually used as an adverb. lan yeung ( or ) can be loosely translated as "dickface". Euphemisms includes laan (lazy) or nang (able to). Tsat Tsat ( or or ; Jyutping: cat6), more commonly idiomatically written as , is a vulgar word for an impotent penis. Ban6 cat6 () (stupid dick) is a more common phrase among others. However, it is usually used as a vulgar adjective especially among the youth. It means "ugly" or "shameful". cat6 tau4 ( or or ) can be loosely translated as "dickhead". A common euphemism is cat1 (seven), which only differs in the tone. Other euphemisms include caat3 (to brush) and caak6 (thieves). As a result, thieves that are easily caught by the police are often intentionally described as ban6 caak6 (stupid thieves) in the newspaper to achieve the humorous effects from the phrase ban6 cat6. Hai Hai (traditional Chinese: or ; Jyutping: hai1) is a common vulgar word that literally means vagina. The English equivalent is "cunt". is more common on the mainland of China, with being used in Hong Kong and Macao. The Chinese character consists of two parts: the upper part is that means "body" while the bottom part means "a hole". The Chinese character thus literally means a "hole at the bottom of the body". Two common phrases include so4 hai1 (silly cunt) and cau3 hai1 (stinking cunt). Also another phrase is diu2 hai1 (fuck a pussy). A common euphemism is sai1 (west). The phrase sai1 hau2 sai1 min6 (west mouths and west faces) is often used to describe women who have an impolite look. Some terms that are associated with western culture, such as sai1 yan4 (westerners), may become Cantonese jokes that are based on the ambiguity of the pronunciations or tones. Other euphemisms include haai4 (shoes) and haai5 (crabs). As a result, crabs are sometimes intentionally linked with other words such as stinking and water to achieve some vagina-related humorous effects. The word hai can also mean total failure, as in the phrase hai1 saai3 (). The Chinese character , one of whose meanings is similar to the English "bask", functions in Cantonese as the verbal particle for the perfective aspect. To further stress the failure, sometimes the phrase hai1 gau1 saai3 is used (the word gau that means penis is put in between the original