step over there, don't sit in that chair. Don't blame his intestines, it isn't his fault. 'Cause he's just a normal cat... with the shits!" Blast FM Another Martin voiced sketch, this time a parody of the presenter and technical inexperience of a community radio station. Haughty Mick A Molloy character who spoke in Old English and offered his 'seduction tips' to the listeners. Although, he proved his tips to be unsuccessful as his bad pick up lines always got a knock back from the damsels/wenches. Fully Grown Baby A baby that looked and acted like a 30-year-old man, voiced and acting like Mick Molloy. Girlie Man A sensitive man who acted very effeminately. The introduction to this segment was a song, sung by both Tony and Mick to the tune of the Spider-Man theme but with no music, and contained the lines: 'Girlie Man, Girlie Man, shops at Portmans, loves fake tan. Skips to work, eats lean beef, always dresses like Penelope Keith. Look out! Here comes Girlie Man!' The closing lyrics included: "Girlie Man, Girlie Man, lives in fear of dish-pan hands. Eats his peas, loves a kiss. Always sitting down to piss. Look out! Here comes Girlie Man!" Humpy A dog who would not stop humping his master's (voiced by Molloy) leg, a parody of various animal companion movies and TV series such as Lassie and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. The Giant Peach A walking and talking peach with emotional problems. Discography Albums Awards ARIA Music Awards The ARIA Music Awards is an annual awards ceremony that recognises excellence, innovation, and achievement across all genres of Australian music. Martin/Molloy won three awards, all in the category of ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release. |- | rowspan="2"| 1996 | The Brown Album | Best Comedy Release | |- | The Brown Album | Highest Selling Album | |- | 1997 | Poop Chute | Best Comedy Release | |- | 1999 | Eat Your Peas | Best Comedy Release | |- Life after Martin/Molloy Martin and Molloy paired up for other projects, such as the films Crackerjack (2002) and Bad Eggs (2003) and the documentary Tackle Happy (2000), while Molloy starred in BoyTown (2005). Martin played a small role in Molloy's controversial and short-lived 1999 TV series The Mick Molloy Show on the Nine Network. In 2004, Molloy returned to national radio, in Tough Love with Mick Molloy