showdown at the church's Easter Mass. "Game Show God" Col learns that Frank has pogonophobia, a fear of beards. This creates an argument between Col and Frank over who is more intelligent. They test this by competing over answers on their favourite show 'Mindbender', but Col cheats in order to win. Not knowing this, Frank enters Col as a contestant on the show. "Mother" When Col's mother dies, a corrupt politician named Vera Watkins makes a secret deal to pretend that Col was adopted and that he is her long lost son, so that she can win back votes. Col believes that Watkins is his real mother and Col gets himself into more than he bargains for. "I Love You Baby (Part 1 & 2)" Col and Frank pretend to be baby photographers after hospitalising their boss so they can earn much money. When they accidentally switch two babies around after a photoshoot in the maternity ward, Frank and Col end up inadvertently stealing a baby and become fugitives from the law. Recurring themes The song "Danny Boy" is often sung or mentioned throughout the series, generally by Frank when he is frightened or in pain. This is because they needed to sing a song at various points in the series, and they did not have to pay royalties for Danny Boy. After mentioning to various characters that they must love someone, the person usually angrily replies "Love him?... Love him?... I want to DESTROY HIM!" Frank has been known to give out a long whining yell throughout the series. Whenever either of the duo tell a story of their past, they often mention a friend named Russell (who is a different man each time). Whenever Frank mentions something that seems impossible to Colin, Colin lets out a long, loud laugh then saying "ahh.... you're gorgeous". Colin normally gives very strong sarcastic replies to Frank throughout the series. Whenever they manage to be successful at something, they give a quick thumbs up and a very big smile to each other. When scared or intimidated Frank normally stands in a very stiff position with his eyes wide open and quickly fluttering his hands. When either of them gets burnt, Colin says "Ooh! Burnies! Burnies! (object causing burn) burnies!" In a variation on the theme, in the episode "I Love You baby (Part 1)", Colin walks into a vehicles tow-bar and exclaims