teenager interrupts his intercourse when he realizes it is actually his girlfriend's middle-aged mother in bed with him (she happily announces to the camera that people always mistake her for her teenaged daughter). Lastly, another teenager learns in horror that masturbation has made his hands hairy. |- |(See You Next Wednesday in) Feel-A-Round (4:52) |A man watches a movie presented in "Feel-A-Round." In the lobby appears a poster for the Landis film, Schlock. The usher takes the role of the on-screen female lover. As she asks her male lover to smell her perfume, the usher sprays the viewer with said perfume. It eventually proceeds to chest rubbing and then to a quarrel. The latter culminates with a knife to the throat, but ends with a quick kiss. The cinema's announcer invites the man to also stay over for the next film – Deep Throat. As the usher grins, the viewer runs away screaming. |- |Nytex P.M. (:35) |A commercial for a drug that cures headaches by rendering the purchaser unconscious. |- | High Adventure (3:01) |A talk show's boom operator uses a boom mike to cause on-air problems for both the guest and the host. |- |11 O'Clock News (Part 2) (:05) |Moscow is "in flames" and missiles are headed for New York...Film at 11. |- |Headache Clinic (:40) |A commercial hosted by Bill Bixby shows a clinic's scientists demonstrating their headache-curing drug Sanhedrin by pounding on people's heads. The commercial claims the people are not affected by the pain. |- |Household Odors (:40) |A commercial for household deodorizer that claims that if you do not buy it, guests will tell you that your house smells terrible in a variety of humiliating ways. |- |The Wonderful World of Sex (4:55) |A couple plays a phonograph record of a how-to guide for sex. After the couple disrobe, the record instructs them to kiss and begin foreplay. After the male experiences premature ejaculation, the recording sends Big Jim Slade, a briefs-wearing, muscular "tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs" to carry the woman away and finish her humiliated partner's job, backed by a vigorous choral rendition of the song "Heiveinu Shalom Aleichem." |- |A Fistful of Yen (31:34) |One missile from the previously announced (Film at 11) dual U.S.S.R/U.S. attack is revealed to be Chinese-made. The Chinese government denies any involvement. The mastermind behind the attack turns out to be a Chinese