list the sketches incorrectly, as the writers changed the show order after the credits had been written. On second cut, they corrected this error. The following list is in the running order used in the film: {| class="wikitable" width=100% ! colspan=2 | Sketch details |- | width=20% | 11 O'Clock News (Part 1) (:04) |A news announcer tells the film's viewers the popcorn they are eating has been urinated in...Film at 11. |- |Argon Oil (1:13) |A commercial for a company that found ways to produce oil from acne, Italian people's hair (taken from combs in their trash), and American fast food. |- |A.M. Today (6:05) |A morning TV news show with hosts (Janice Kent and Michael Laurence) and several segments: a news correspondent, unable to hear the announcers, scratches his buttocks and picks his nose on-camera, and a studio debate between two conservative and liberal pundits ends in an obscene personal attack. The show's astrologer declares that astrology is meant to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives. An animal segment introduces a rare hamster followed by a gorilla (Rick Baker). The gorilla, which has been unable to mate, becomes progressively enraged by its female handler's explanations, goes berserk, and tears off her shirt. Studio hands try unsuccessfully to restrain the gorilla as it runs amok and finally smashes the camera. |- |His New Car (:24) |When a man enters a car, multiple alarms sound. As he goes through a succession of actions (locking his door, buckling his seatbelt, and so on) the alarms shut off one by one until only one remains. Eventually he reaches down and zips the fly on his jeans. The last alarm then stops. |- |Catholic High School Girls in Trouble (2:00) |A parody of sexploitation films, including a topless conversation among three young, large-breasted "Catholic high school girls" (Nancy Mann, Lenka Novak and Betsy Genson). Later, the school punishes them for breaking curfew by locking them in a jail where they are stripped naked except for brightly colored bikini bottoms. With their wrists chained above them, they face the camera bare-breasted as their backs are whipped by a dwarf in a clown suit. Another scene shows Uschi Digard's large breasts being heavily fondled by a man (with squeaky-balloon sound effects) and later comically squashed against a shower door when he penetrates her from behind. In the following scene, a shocked