Dark Lord named Dr. Klahn (Han Bong-soo). In a parody of Enter the Dragon, the U.K. government hires Loo (Evan C. Kim playing a Bruce Lee lookalike who speaks like Elmer Fudd) to penetrate Dr. Klahn's mountain fortress and destroy his operation. Loo refuses the mission at first but happily agrees when told that he can kill dozens of people. The fortress is so organized that it even has its own guided tours for its storage of drugs and weapons of mass destruction. When Loo is discovered, he defeats waves of thugs before he is captured by Dr. Klahn. The next morning, Loo defeats Dr. Klahn's bodyguard Bulkus in a deathmatch, forcing the tyrant to order his underlings to kill Loo. Meanwhile, Big Jim Slade appears and frees the fortress' prisoners, who rush to engage in battle as well. Loo confronts and kills Dr. Klahn with a bucket of water. In an homage to The Wizard of Oz, Loo is sent back to Kansas after his victory and learns that it may have all been a dream. |- |Willer Beer (:58) |A beer commercial featuring Hare Krishna monks. |- |11 O'Clock News (Part 3) (:05) |Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquake rocks Los Angeles...Film at 11 |- |Scot Free (:58) |A commercial for a board game based on US president John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories. |- |That's Armageddon (2:17) |A parody of the then-common disaster film genre, with Donald Sutherland as the clumsy waiter and George Lazenby as the architect. |- |United Appeal for the Dead (1:42) |A commercial featuring Henry Gibson for an association that supports keeping around corpses of dead people and still treating them like part of the family. |- |"Courtroom" (Part 1) (4:35) |A spoof of a courtroom trial that takes every word literally and runs like a game show while "The Beaver" (writer Jerry Zucker) and Wally Cleaver (Tony Dow, reprising his role from the original Leave It to Beaver) get into trouble in the jury stand. |- |Nesson Oil (:14) |A commercial for cooking oil in which a little girl is "cooking the cat in pure Nesson oil". |- |Courtroom (Part 2) (3:02) |Beaver and Wally continue to make trouble, while the trial's "surprise" witness recognizes the TV announcer himself as the offender in a car accident. |- |Cleopatra Schwartz (1:24) |A parody of blaxploitation films: A love and marriage story of a