tear-gas, and both Chris and Dan being jailed on occasion. In nearly all of his revenge missions, Dan calls his best friend and summer camp friend, Chris, over for help. Dan's everyday outfit consists of blue jeans, black dress shoes, and a black T-shirt that says "JERK" in capital white letters. He has black hair, green eyes, a soul patch, and round teeth. He is short, scruffy, rowdy, and messy. Dan is lactose intolerant, buys on sale, past-the-expiration-date turkey, and has a distaste for vegetables making his sub sandwiches all meat. He has a strong attachment to his car, despite its state of needed repair; several of his "revenge missions" are instigated by people damaging or tampering with it, and his cat Mr. Mumbles. Initially assuming she is a male cat, Dan just settled on naming her Mr. Mumbles. Being very fond of his cat, he cannot remain angry at her for very long even by her habit of her "first instinct on always scratching [his] face-off" when she becomes very surprised and when forced to take a bath. He lives in an apartment hovel in North Hollywood, CA. According to his driver's license, Dan was born on Halloween of 1975. He serves as the main protagonist of the series. Chris (voiced by Dave Foley) – Dan's best friend and Elise's husband. Despite how much Dan mistreats him, he is almost always on call whenever Dan needs help with one of his revenge schemes. He is a complete pushover, big softy, and almost never can say no to his wife or best friend. He has a nearly uncontrollable appetite and has food on his mind most of the time. His regular outfit consists of a blue T-shirt, an orange over-shirt, and cargo pants with many pockets, and white socks with brown flip-flops. He has light brown hair and blue eyes. He is also a sleep-walker, as it is mentioned by both Elise and Dan that he sometimes sleep-walks to the kitchen and eats. He has a pathological fear of prairies causing him to become crazed and run around uncontrollably due to his root fear of becoming alone and isolated. Chris works at a temp agency and holds different office jobs that vary from episode to episode, being shown as Chris hating them, but bearing with them even when they are "soul-sucking" and causes him "to become numb" (mentioned in "Dan