at Bud's college who has a rather creepy infatuation with him. She first appears as the founder of a virgin hotline (1-800-ZIPP-UP) who hires Bud as a counselor. Later she is the school librarian, who spies on Bud and arranges it so he's masturbating in a private study room. Seven (Shane Sweet) Peggy's cousins (played by Bobcat Goldthwait and Linda Blair) drop off their six-year-old son and leave him behind for the Bundys to take care of. His parents explain that his name comes from the fact that they had "one, two, three, four, five, seven kids." He appeared on the seventh season of Married... with Children in a handful of episodes, then disappeared without any explanation other than a quick mention by the D'Arcys, who claim that he has turned up in their house and will not leave. They consider renaming him, and possibly begin taking care of him, but that's the last time he is mentioned by another character. He disappeared in the middle of season 7. His last episode was in Peggy and the Pirates (episode 7.18) and after that, no one noticed he was gone. He was an extremely unpopular character with the fans. Seven's picture was shown twice more, both times in Season 8. In Ride Scare (episode 8.22), a guest holds up a carton of milk with a picture of Seven headed "Missing". This moment was ranked 73rd in TV Guide and TV Land's The 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments. The last reference to Seven was in Kelly Knows Something (episode 8.26) while Kelly is cramming for a quiz-show appearance. At some point, information entering one ear is balanced by information leaving her other ear, including a picture of Seven. Shirley (Diana Bellamy) is a recurring fat customer at Gary's Shoe Store who first appeared in the pilot. She was offended by Al for getting her the wrong shoe size when she claimed she wears a size 7 shoe. Al insulted her more when her son, Arnold, asked him for a balloon and he was told he had one (meaning Arnold's mother). Shirley would return in Crimes Against Obesity (episode 11.09) wanting to return a pair of shoes that Al sold her. After he offends her with another fat insult, Shirley returns with a bunch of fat women and put him on trial for his ostracism towards them with his insults. Matilda (Danica Sheridan)