the same page as Philip when Bobby and Liz reveal their engagement; however, he eventually warms up to Audrey. Simon was born and raised in Minnesota, and was in a one-hit 1980's boy band called "Cross My Heart" (as "Simon Sez"). A running gag in the series are mentions to Simon's "wild" past and string of exes. Paige Moss as Maddy O'Neill: Bobby's younger sister, who is a waitress at the bar. Maddy is a sassy, ditsy, promiscuous gold-digger, who is the most open-minded about Liz and her family (although she does find Liz too boring). Maddy frequently says ignorant comments, such as "Man, daddy, if you would've been gay, my life would have been so much better." Her dimness is usually made fun of by the other characters, especially Bobby and Mace. Maddy has hooked up with many guys, but is usually only interested in pursuing a relationship with rich men (but only for their money). She was held back in the third grade. Notable guest stars Victor Garber as Joffrey (episode: "The Doctor Is Out") James Patrick Stuart as Charlie Carson (episode: "Swangate") Olympia Dukakis as Colleen O'Neill, Mace's mother (episode: "Thanks, But No Thanks") Ed McMahon as himself (episode: "And Our Sauce, It Is a Beauty") Ed Quinn as Brad, Simon's bandmate and ex-boyfriend (episode: "Cross My Heart") Kevin Chamberlin as Wayne, Simon's bandmate (episode: "Cross My Heart") Brooke Burke-Charvet as Park Ranger (episode: "Who's Camping Now") Darby Stanchfield as Jordan F., one of Liz' friends who Maddy fights with (episode: "Who's Camping Now") Andy Richter as Dr. Bob, a TV psychologist who Audrey likes (episode: "Philip in a China Shop") Stephen Tobolowsky as Roy, a fellow fan of Dr. Bob (episode: "Philip in a China Shop") Marisa Miller as herself (episode: "Philip in a China Shop") Tom Bosley as Father Joseph, the priest at the O'Neill's parish (episode: "Fight for Your Invite to Party") Episodes Reception Critical The series received negative reviews from critics. Ratings References External links 2000s American sitcoms 2003 American television series debuts 2004 American television series endings 2000s American LGBT-related comedy television series American Broadcasting Company original programming American LGBT-related sitcoms English-language television shows Gay-related television shows Television series about families Television series about marriage Television series by CBS Studios Television series by ABC Studios Television shows set in Boston