Keep the Giraffe Burning is a 1977 science fiction short story collection by John Sladek. Contents Foreword Elephant with Wooden Leg The Design The Face The Master Plan Flatland A Game of Jump The Hammer of Evil, or Career Opportunities at the Pascal Business School The Locked Room Another Look Space Shoes of the Gods: An Archaeological Revelation The Poets of Millgrove, Iowa The Commentaries Heavens Below: Fifteen Utopias (overall title for 15 short-short stories) Getting There Is (n-1/n)th the Fun The Bright Side Mr. and Ms. America Empty Promise The Paradise Problem What Changed Doyster's Mind Handout Assessment Art News Pax Gurney A Fable Utopia: A Financial Report Utopiary Luck A Picnic Scenes from Rural Life The Secret of the Old Custard Undecember The Great Wall of Mexico Afterword External links 1977 short story collections Science fiction short story collections Panther Books books