Learning Is Impossible is the first studio album by the American punk rock band False Alarm, which was released in 1998. Track listing "Learning Is Impossible" — 1:23 "I Hate Everyone" — 1:37 "Even Though" — 1:57 "Can't Get Into a Bar" — 1:17 "Government Has a War" — 2:01 "Skitzo-Free-N-Yeah" — 2:09 "Self-Destruct" — 1:13 Personnel False Alarm Paul Aragon — lead vocals Floyd Aragon — guitar Dylan Maunder — guitar Brent Alden — bass Art Chianello — drums with: Fat Mike — lead vocals (7) Justin Time — drums (7) 1998 debut albums False Alarm (band) albums