Ted stops at the newsstand to check out the bodybuilding magazine Muscle Sexxy that Barney's number 200 is featured in. During the discussion of Barney's 200 sexual conquests (which most of the other characters cite as "too many"), Marshall takes the conversation as an opportunity to take out some professionally made charts, showing Barney's low "batting average" noting that only 1.2 percent of the women he approaches actually have sex with him. This leads into Marshall's addiction to the charts that the GNB graphics department make up for him, including a list of presidents' last names by order of innuendo (complete with a "Filmore" misspelling), a Venn diagram based on Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia". Eventually, the gang pulls out the Intervention banner, causing Marshall to pull out a chart to refute their claims of sagging interest in the charts. After the intervention, Marshall discovers the gang threw away all his charts, including the ones necessary for an important meeting on tax shelters. Ted agrees to retrieve the charts, but finds them in the possession of an odd homeless man called Milt (Dan Castellaneta), who agrees to sell them for one million dollars. Ted negotiates to pay him on a dollar-a-day basis. After stopping at the newsstand, Ted crosses the street to give the man a dollar, and continues down the street to a crosswalk. As he waits he is tapped on the shoulder by a woman's hand. Future Ted talks about how fate is a funny thing, and that has control over your life, which is scary, but also beautiful, and that if anything had happened differently, the children wouldn't be there. He says that if he knew where all those circumstances were leading him, he would have gone back and thanked everyone involved, and in a montage Ted imagines going back and hugging everyone in the episode. The camera then turns to reveal that Stella is the woman behind Ted at the crosswalk. Afterwards, Barney is at the bar, sitting with a grown-up Matthew Panning, gloating over his success. Panning is happily married with kids, and is not the bullying jerk he once was. Panning is shocked that Barney has spent his adult life outdoing a lie he told in middle school and feels sorry for Barney; Barney refuses to let it mar his victory. After he leaves, Barney tears up the list, stating that he wonders what he'll