Moose Murders is a play by Arthur Bicknell, self-described as a mystery farce. A notorious flop, it is now widely considered the standard of awfulness against which all Broadway failures are judged, and its name has become synonymous with those distinctively bad Broadway plays that open and close on the same night. It had its single performance (excluding its 13 previews) at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre on February 22, 1983. Plot The Holloway family arrives at the "Wild Moose Lodge", which they have recently purchased, in the Adirondack Mountains. They soon find themselves trapped there during a storm, along with Snooks and Howie Keene, failed entertainers who had worked at the lodge before the Holloways arrived, and Nurse Dagmar, who cares for Sidney Holloway, the paterfamilias and an apparent vegetable. They pass the time playing a murder mystery game. During the night, one Holloway son attempts incest with his mother and several murders take place. Reviews describe a scene in which a mummified paraplegic (most likely Sidney) rises from his wheelchair to kick a man dressed as a moose in the crotch, but this episode does not appear in the original script. Original production The original Broadway production at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre was marred by problems even before it opened. Eve Arden in the lead role was seeking a return to Broadway after 40 years, but dropped out after the second preview. This was said to be due to "artistic differences"—but another source has suggested that it was because she could not remember her lines. She was replaced by Holland Taylor. The complete cast was as follows: Snooks Keene – June Gable Howie Keene – Don Potter Joe Buffalo Dance – Jack Dabdoub Nurse Dagmar – Lisa McMillan Hedda Holloway – Holland Taylor Stinky Holloway – Scott Evans Gay Holloway – Mara Hobel Lauraine Holloway Fay – Lillie Robertson Nelson Fay – Nicholas Hormann Sidney Holloway – Dennis Florzak The production was directed by John Roach. Reception Moose Murders is legendary among flops on Broadway. The New York Times theater critic Frank Rich commented in his review of the play that there would now "always be two groups of theatergoers in this world: those who have seen Moose Murders, and those who have not ... A visit to Moose Murders is what will separate the connoisseurs of Broadway disaster from mere dilettantes for many moons to come." He later