bookcases inside a branch of IKEA. They eventually discover that Björk is responsible because she is jealous that Iceland doesn't have a thriving furniture industry. Schools – One-off strips featuring a school where the students have the same thing in common, e.g. Page 3 School pupils are all well-known Page 3 girls or Euro School pupils are all stereotypes of various European nationalities. Scooter Dolphin Boy – A young boy who travels around on a kick scooter, solving crime with the help of his dolphin friend. The strip ends with him failing to catch the crooks, ending up in hospital, and being arrested for cruelty to the dolphin. Scottie Trotter and his Tottie Allotment – A boy with a portable miniature garden with several scantily-clad women on it. Scum Mothers, Who'd 'Ave 'Em? – Occasional strip created by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey (also responsible for the Drunken Bakers, George Bestial, Hen Cabin and We...), in which a young middle-class couple are continually embarrassed by the husband's drunken, foul-mouthed mother and her various thuggish boyfriends. The title is a play on Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em but the roles from that iconic programme are reversed. Scurvy Dogg - A one off strip about rapper Snoop Dogg losing his teeth because of a vitamin C deficiency. The Secret Life of Walter Shitty - One-off strip (parodying the movie of a similar name) about a lowly office worker named Walter who constantly fantasises about defacating on the desks of his enemies. Sex Toy Story – A parody of Toy Story, depicting Sheriff Woody as a dildo and Buzz Lightyear as a new vibrator called Buzz Lightspeed. Sheila Sherry – A girl who has two bowls of trifle in place of breasts. Sheridan Poorly – An occasional strip of a man convinced that he is terminally ill, even though he is constantly being told by doctors that there is nothing wrong with him. The character's name references Sheridan Morley. Sherlock Homeless – the street-homeless main character is a parody of Sherlock Holmes who solves crimes for the reward money - which is inevitably spent on Tennents Super. Sherlock Homo – an outrageously gay version of Sherlock Holmes. Despite the clear lack of justification for searching them, he employs various ruses to have well-built men stopped and searched in order to investigate their backsides, sighing "some day my prince will come". Shirker Bee –