crashes up from below and breaks the patio! Terry the Tanked-Up Engine - Once-only spoof on Thomas, in which Terry and his friends are found sleeping off a huge binge. The controller comes on the scene, singing the following version of the old favourite: Down by the station, early in the morning, see the little puffing billies standing in a row. Man on the engine, pulls the little lever, 'Toot-toot, barf, barf, up they throw!' They wake up and immediately throw up. Terry Tree – A man who turns into a tree at inconvenient times. Tex Wade – "Frontier Accountant"; cowboy desperado and financial auditor who shoots dead anyone who crosses his path (and fails to balance their books properly). The Adventures of Sir Isaac Newton - A strip about Sir Isaac Newton trying to prove his theory of gravity by making apples fall to the ground. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince in the Tower – whimsical strip where, after reading about the Princes in the Tower, musician Prince travels back in time to Plantagenet London to save them from Richard III. The Clockwork Mountie Grand Prix Boxing Jungle Boy of the Foreign Legion - 18 Year old Jack Simmons who was the most unusual legionnaire at the Saharan outpost of Fort Laplume. Raised in the African jungle by a family of apes, flyweight boxing champ Jack ws the lucky owner of a fantastic formula one racing car which was carried everywhere by his incredible army of miniature robotic Canadian Mounties. The Human League (In Outer Space) – a strip featuring the 1980s pop band and their adventures in outer space (parodying the cartoon series Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space). The Teacher from the Black Lagoon – a parody of the Creature from the Black Lagoon. A monstrous teacher drags victims to his underwater classroom where he bores them to death with lessons. The Three Blairs – A parody of The Beano's Three Bears featuring Tony, Cherie and Leo. The Three Wise Stooges - A strip about The Three Stooges as the three wise men delivering presents to baby Jesus. The Things – bizarre aliens that were contrived into situations whereby the human participants could say things like "These things... (situation)..." Thermos O'Flask – A man who dresses as a Thermos flask and can't keep away from prostitutes. Each strip revolves around Thermos's attempts to avoid encountering