(who has to foot the bill for either damages to a dairy or catering for a pop concert) seriously out of pocket. Charlie and the Sportswear Factory - A parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Charlie Buckett and his Grandpa Joe are hereby invited to Mickey Wonga's Sportswear factory where the workers are treated very cruelly. Charlie and Chubby Telly Voyeurs - a pair of security guards who misuse the CCTV cameras to leer at women rather than look for any wrongdoing - during which a robbery takes place. Charlie Christ - A one off strip about Charlie Chaplin depicted as Jesus Christ. Chester Thing – The comic character with no attribute. Christ on a Bender – a strip which depicts Jesus as a family man who keeps trying to escape the house to get "crucified" with his friends but is thwarted at every turn by his wife forcing him to stay home with her and look after their children. Christ on a Bike – a strip which depicts Jesus's life riding a magical bicycle. Pontius Pilate has him crucified due to envy since Pilate only has a girl's bike. Christ School – A parody of the Bash Street Kids depicted as Jesus Christ. Cindy Francis and her Kitty Cat Majorettes - A woman who thinks she has trained a team of cats to perform as majorettes. In reality, the cats just attack her or run away when she tries to get them to perform. Closet Casey Jones - A strip about an American train driver who fancies married women but secretly fancies muscular men. Cockney Wanker – a swaggering, bigoted Londoner who speaks in rhyming slang which is often concocted in his speech. The character is based on actor Mike Reid. He wears much cheap gold jewellery or Argos bling and East End gangster dark glasses, and is often seen smoking a cigar. Wanker's speciality is the buying and selling of cars, often buying one, selling it back to the same person at the same price and then waving his wad of cash declaring the transaction to have been "a nice little earner", although he has appeared in a considerable number of other enterprises, some of which actually work - at least for a while. He is the personification of the 'Northerners' impression of the -'London/Southern' personage. His name, as it contains an obscenity, is "spoonerised" whenever