A once-only strip featuring a worker bee within a hive who is unusually lazy, feigning illness and quoting bizarre contractual details to get out of doing his job. Shitty Dick – a man with a difficult medical condition, wherein he expels impossibly large stools whenever he interacts with a vicar. The humour of the strip usually revolves around him explaining away the turds, often disguising them as something else (a snowman, a large Easter egg, etc.) Sid the Sexist – This iconic strip which has featured in almost all copies of Viz since it began, features a young man with no sexual experience who boasts of his success with women. His distinct lack of tact or any social graces do not help him in his quest to "pull" women - and indeed he has no idea of how to react with the fairer sex! Starred in a spinoff cartoon. Follow the link for a full description. Silvio Berlusconi's Jaffa Cake Bunga-Bungalow – surreal strip in which Silvio Berlusconi owns a giant Jaffa Cake converted into a one-storey house, which he uses to hold wild sex parties. Sir Patrick Moore - A strip about Sir Patrick Moore using a telescope to look up into the sky but ends up looking at people's bottoms instead. Simon Lotion, Time and Motion man – a hopeless male parent who insists his family reorganize every mundane household and leisure activity to fit his "professional", pedantic view of how the world should be run more efficiently. This always results in the complete failure of the proposed activity to meet any kind of performance or time constraint, with pathetic yet humorous consequences, once even ending up at the beach on the sand with the family...in the night! He still tried to reorganize them on the beach, and the last frame had him still desperately trying to organize his family. Simon Salad-Cream – A pastiche of TV and radio presenter Simon Mayo. The 4-frame strip shows him presenting a very mundane radio show. Not an overtly funny strip; its humour lay in the implied criticism of the supposed dullness of Mayo's show at the time. Simon's Snowman – Occasional strip which featured in some Christmas issues during the 1990s. A parody of The Snowman, in which a violent, foul-mouthed snowman takes a young boy on a drinking, striptease and gambling spree. Single Middle Aged Brothers – two middle-aged