his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea - ref to the Chelsea Bun)!! Garry and Barry the Identical Twins – a boy convinced that a tree in his garden is actually his identical twin brother. George Best is a Cinema Pest – a one-off strip featuring George Best prematurely disclosing the final twists of notable movies such as The Sixth Sense and The Usual Suspects to incensed cinema goers. George Bestial – a George Best lookalike who, as his name implies, enjoys committing bestiality. After the death of the real Best, the strip was redesigned so that it became longer (full-page), the title character looks less like Best, and his zoophilia is merely the most obvious symptom of his clearly very disturbed mind. Genie Loophole - One-off strip about a man who finds a lamp containing a genie in his attic and, dismayed to find he only gets one wish instead of the usual three, wishes to live his life over again with his memories intact so he can accumulate knowledge and experience in order to find the lamp again and make the best wish he can. After doing this a couple of times he finally makes his wish... asking which horse will win the 3:30 at Chepstow. Gilbert Ratchet – a boy who can invent anything, usually to solve people's bizarre "problems" as he comes across them. However, his inventions invariably cause far more problems of their own. Usually, the entire premise of the strip turns out to be a highly contrived misunderstanding. Gilbert's creator, Davey Jones, describes the character as "like (the Dandy's) Screwy Driver—only with more genital mutilation of vicars". Gin Damon – A man who is obsessed with gin yet fails to realise how much he has drunk. God Save the Queen – A one off strip about God trying to watch a football match when he keeps getting interrupted by an old woman because her Queen Elizabeth II clones roam rampant on a building site and he has to save them. God, You're Embarrassing – A strip which depicts God, embarrassing his son, Jesus in front of his disciples. Goldfish Boy – a schoolboy who lives in a goldfish bowl and is raised by the Reverend Brown. Gordon's