to join the Army (Be All You Can Be). After luring them inside with a promise to let them touch his grenade launcher and then showing them a video about how the Army uses heavy metal music to scare the enemy, he tries to force them to enlist at gunpoint. They sign the enlistment forms as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts". The enraged sergeant pulls the trigger several times, but the gun is not loaded (the duo having stolen the bullets along with a live hand grenade) and it clicks harmlessly as the boys run away. Katya - She appears in Bride of Butt-head, in which the boys find an ad for a mail-order bride in a magazine. Butt-head calls, claiming to be "a rich American with a big wiener". He is put on hold while the manager of the company talks to Katya, a Russian mail-order bride who is disappointed that her current "husband" is not rich as promised. Growing tired of her complaints, after a flash of inspiration, the manager matches her with Butt-Head, telling her (yet again) that he has a rich American man for her, even offering to pay her transport fees. Once Katya arrives, all Butt-head is interested in is "doing it", much to her irritation. At one point Katya uses the duo's phone to call someone in Moscow (with the implication that she will be running up a large telephone bill), and can be heard in the background loudly speaking to someone in Russian. Eventually, while out walking with Beavis and Butt-Head, she meets Todd when he pulls up alongside them in his car. Desperately begging Todd to get her away from them, she eagerly gets in his car and latches on to him. At the end of the episode, she and Todd are parked outside the duo's house, loudly having sex in Todd's car; however, B&B are happy about this because they believe this makes them related to Todd. Principal Brown - The principal of Wilson Elementary School, where Beavis and Butt-head are sent after being demoted from ninth grade (Held Back). They fail math in progressively lower grades and thoroughly disrupt a kindergarten class. His kindergarten teacher threatens to quit if he doesn't get them out of her class. Principal Brown contemplates sending them back to pre-school, but he knows that they would just come back through. Beavis and Butt-head's suggestion to