Maria McErlane (born 9 December 1957, in Buckinghamshire, England) is a British actress and presenter specialising in comedy. She has been acting since 1984. She has appeared in several TV series, including The Fast Show, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Thin Ice and Happiness, "straight" roles in The Bill and Holby City and as the narrator for Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier's Eurotrash. Career Starting on the comedy circuit in the 1990s, under the name 'Maria Callous', she has also guested on shows such as Have I Got News for You, If I Ruled the World and Just a Minute on Radio 4. She also is part of the murder panel show Foul Play, alongside Lee Simpson. In June 1984, she appeared in 'Out of Order' (a revue by Christopher Middleton and Jonathan Kydd) at the Finborough Theatre. McErlane co-presented the ITV quiz show Carnal Knowledge with her friend Graham Norton in the mid 1990s. She co-presented the "Grill Graham" agony aunt feature with Norton on his BBC Radio 2 Saturday morning show throughout its run and on his departure for Virgin Radio UK in January 2021, joined him as co-presenter for his weekend shows. Whilst on Radio 2, she also stood in when he was ill in 2013 and when he failed to turn up on 28 June 2014. McErlane is a friend of Nigella Lawson and appeared on 16 episodes of Nigella Lawson's ITV chat show Nigella. She has had regular columns in The Sunday Times Style and Esquire Magazine. Personal life McErlane says she is a lapsed Catholic. She divides her time between Hastings and a London mews house. Filmography Television series Press Gang (1989–1990) as Maria, a waitress Comedy Playhouse (1993) as Helen Sean's Show (1993) as Teresa This Life (1996) as Mrs Janet Webb Jack and Jeremy's Real Lives (1996) as Twix Lady Paul Merton in Galton & Simpson's (1997) as Jill Gimme Gimme Gimme (1999) as Maureen Bostock's Cup (1999) as Margaret Masson Fat Friends (2000) as Brenda Falkinham The Fast Show (1997 and 2000) Various roles The Bill (2002) as Mrs. Walters Happiness (2001–2003) as Shirley Holby City (2004) as Martine Holbeck Thin Ice (2006) as Nikki Sumner Killing Eve (2020) as Diane Films Children of Men (2006) as Shirley It2i2 (2006) as Maria Leghorn References External links BBC Comedy Guide 1957 births English television actresses English women comedians Living people Actresses from Buckinghamshire