says when the other two start arguing. The Slobs (Wayne and Waynetta) A benefit-dependent, lower-class couple with a lack of personal hygiene who spend most of their time smoking cigarettes or eating pizzas. Wayne and Waynetta argue constantly over everything, including the name of their child, whom they eventually name Frogmella because "it's exotic". Later, another daughter is named Spudulika after Waynetta's favourite fast-food franchise Spudulike. A third child, which Waynetta calls Canoe (supposedly named after actor Keanu Reeves), was born of an affair Wayne had with Naomi Campbell which resulted in octuplets. Canoe completes the family with the "brown baby" Waynetta always wanted (since all the other mothers on the estate had one). The couple win the lottery and also win a holiday; but the aircraft crashes because they are so overweight, and they end up stranded in the jungle. The Slobs were derived both from one of Burke's stand-up skits and a couple with a similar lifestyle who lived in the flat below Enfield in his younger days. Smashie and Nicey Out-of-date Fab FM DJs Dave Nice and Mike Smash, a thinly veiled parody of some older Radio 1 DJs of the time. It is believed that the characters were based primarily on Mike Read, Simon Bates and Tony Blackburn, though other then-current DJs such as Alan Freeman were also believed to have influenced the writers. Each skit would feature the pair's love of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman–Turner Overdrive, seemingly the only record they ever played, although they were shown playing other records at the introduction of several sketches. The pair would also try to outdo each other with deliberate mentions of "charidee" (charity) work for which the pair would ostensibly claim to be keeping "hush-hush". The sketch was dropped when the show became Harry Enfield & Chums, although the characters returned in other programmes, including the hour-long special "End of an Era", a "career" retrospective inspired by the upheavals at Radio 1 in 1993 under new controller Matthew Bannister. The two, particularly Smashie, briefly appeared in a series of TV commercials for Fab ice-cream lollies. Tim Nice-but-Dim Esq. An upper-class twit who is usually being ripped off by one of his "jolly nice" chums from his prep or public school days. He is an exaggerated version of "posh" yet pleasant and stupid people that Enfield knew. He is a fictional Old Ardinian (an alumnus