Krausz as Floor Manager Phil Hartman as Baseball Announcer Corey Burton as Anchorman "Hospital" (directed by Landis): Michelle Pfeiffer as Brenda Landers Peter Horton as Harry Landers Griffin Dunne as Dr. Raymond Brian Ann Zoccola as Nurse "Hairlooming" (directed by Joe Dante): Joe Pantoliano as Sy Swerdlow Stanley Brock as Customer "Amazon Women on the Moon" (directed by Weiss): Corey Burton as TV Announcer Steve Forrest as Captain Steve Nelson Robert Colbert as "Blackie" Joey Travolta as Butch Forrest J Ackerman as U.S. President Sybil Danning as Queen Lara Lana Clarkson as Alpha Beta Lyle Talbot as Prescott Townsend "Blacks Without Soul" (directed by Landis): David Alan Grier as Don 'No Soul' Simmons B.B. King as Himself William Bryant (credited as Bill Bryant) as Male Republican Roxie Roker as Female Republican Le Tari as Pimp Christopher Broughton as Fan Club President "Two I.D.s" (directed by Peter Horton): Rosanna Arquette as Karen Steve Guttenberg as Jerry "Bullshit or Not" (directed by Dante): Henry Silva as Himself Sarah Lilly as Prostitute "Critics' Corner" (directed by Dante): Roger Barkley (credited as Barkley) as Herbert Al Lohman (credited as Lohman) as Frankel Archie Hahn as Harvey Pitnik Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik Justin Benham as Pitnik Boy Erica Gayle as Pitnik Girl "Silly Pâté" (directed by Weiss): Corey Burton as Announcer T. K. Carter as Host Phil Proctor as Mike Ira Newborn as Fred Karen Montgomery as Karen "Roast Your Loved One" (directed by Dante): Archie Hahn as Harvey Pitnik Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik Justin Benham as Pitnik Boy Erica Gayle as Pitnik Girl Bryan Cranston as Paramedic #1 Robert Picardo as Rick Raddnitz Rip Taylor as Himself Slappy White as Himself Jackie Vernon as Himself Henny Youngman as Himself Charlie Callas as Himself Steve Allen as Himself "Video Pirates" (directed by Weiss): William Marshall as Pirate Captain Tino Insana as Mr. Sylvio Donald Gibb as Graceless Pirate Frank Collison as Grizzled Pirate Bill Taylor as Gruesome Pirate "Son of the Invisible Man" (directed by Gottlieb): Ed Begley Jr. as Griffin Chuck Lafont as Trent Pamla Vale as Woman In Pub Larry Hankin as Man In Pub Garry Goodrow as Checker Player Roger La Page as London Bobby "French Ventriloquist's Dummy" (directed by Dante): Dick Miller as Danny Clayton the Ventriloquist Phil Bruns as Danny's Manager Martin Goslins as the French Ventriloquist "Art Sale" (directed by Gottlieb): John Ingle as Felix Van Dam