Wee Wee Monsieur is a 1938 short subject directed by Del Lord starring American slapstick comedy team The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard). It is the 29th entry in the series released by Columbia Pictures starring the comedians, who released 190 shorts for the studio between 1934 and 1959. Plot The Stooges are artists (Moe is a sculptor, Larry is a music composer, and Curly is a painter) living in Paris. When the landlord (Harry Semels) comes after the overdue rent and calls the Parisian police and have them thrown in the Bastille forever for not paying the overdue rent, the boys skip out and wind up accidentally joining the French Foreign Legion that they confuse with the American Legion. Posted to the desert, their assignment is to guard Captain Gorgonzola (William Irving) from the natives. When the captain is kidnapped, the boys are given a chance to bring him back alive. The Stooges make their way to the town where the captain was taken, all disguised as Santa Claus (complete with a sleigh and a reindeer). Despite the disguise not working, they are able to quickly knock out a guard who confronted them and make their way further into town. Ultimately, they find their captain held by an evil sheik named Tsimmis (Vernon Dent) who is trying to offer him expensive jewelry and a harem of beautiful women in exchange for the Legion's ammunition. The trio are forced to disguise themselves again as part of the harem and use an opportunity during a dance to render the sheik and his head bodyguard unconscious. The four then escape, but end up coming across a lion's den. Before the lion could eat them, Curly is able to placate it into drawing them on a wagon back to their camp. Cast Credited Moe Howard as Moe Larry Fine as Larry Curly Howard as Curly Uncredited Jean De Briac as Gendarme Eugene Borden as Enlistment Officer Vernon Dent as Simitz - Arab Chief William Irving as Captain Gorgonzola Bud Jamison as Sergeant John Lester Johnson as Harem Guard Ethelreda Leopold as Harem Girl from Brooklyn Ida May as Homely Harem Girl Alex Novinsky as Street Peddler John Rand as Man in Street Harry Semels as Landlord Victor Travers as Man walking by Legion HQ Tanner The Lion as Lion Bert Young as Palace Sentry Quotes [Curly has just put