age 21+) – Cereal Killer (cereal packets with bullet holes in them) Kerry Bobbett (trainee graphic designer, age 19) – Wind In The Willows (a tin of beans in a wicker basket) Sue Smith (age 50+) – Surf In The Net (a box of washing powder in a net) 2001 – Chloe Wilson, winner – nothing (which was literally nothing) 2002 – Jenny Vining (midwife), winner – Piston Broke (a broken piston mounted onto a block of wood) Dick Stelling (landlord, age 69) – A Bit on the Side (a horse's bit on its side) James Timms (trapeze artist) – Privot Investigator (a privet bush and magnifying glass) 2003 – James Timms (long-distance unicyclist, age 26), winner – Take a Leaf out of my Chook (a raw chicken stuffed with leaves) Di Vorce – Bitter and Twisted (a piece of grapefruit peel) Jonny Wilkinson – Jonny Wilkinson (a condom and a razor blade) Polly Ethylene – What a Waste (a sculpture of plumbing pipes) 2004 – Pearl E Queen (former chimney sweep, age 99), winner – Jellied Deal (a jelly with a hand of playing cards set into it) Alan Kieda – Camp X Ray (a collage of camp images), disqualified Claire Prior – Half a Stone Lighter Ian Lewis – Light Lunch (a sculpture using china, paper, steel and glass) 2005 – Ian Osenthroat (former photocopier salesman, age 69), winner – Birds Flew (an empty birds' nest with a flu remedy) Ian Lewis – Political Promises (an empty jar) The Mysterious Baker – Half Baked (baked bread in the shape of ½) Robert Baby – Leakin' Wellington (a leek protruding from a wellington boot) The Sisters Incognito – The Hand of Time (a papier-mâché sculpture of a clock face) 2006 – Ian Lewis (Iron Man), winner – Torn Beef (an empty corned beef can) Ham Sweet Ham (disqualified) (a framed picture containing two slices of ham and a boiled sweet) Beyond the Pale Captain's Log Clinton Rogers (BBC's Chief Somerset Correspondent) – Clint on a Row of Jars Cracked Pot (a broken plant pot) Medium Steak (a medium-sized wooden stake) The Second Coming 2007 – Bracey Vermin (jam maker), winner – Tea P (used tea bags in the shape of a P) Mary Leftley, very highly commended – Thyme Flies (dead flies in a hexagonal jar with thyme) Mr Fezzy Wig, very highly commended – Pair o' dice Lost