Lauren's sketches include Lauren's boyfriend, Ryan (Kanye Fiddy Cent) Perkins, played by Mathew Horne. Ryan is a comprehensive school student with Lauren and Liese. He dubs himself as MC Perkins, who beatboxes, raps and spins decks and he also plays American football and boxing. The relationship between Ryan and Lauren is at times unclear, as he is quick to poke fun at Lauren with phrases such as "that is well bad". He has also made a bet to see whether Lauren would accept his marriage proposal and eventually was about to marry her until he left her at the altar due to her terrible rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", as featured in "Titanic". The other character is Lauren's best friend, Lisa (aka: Liese) Jackson, played by Niky Wardley. Liese is a comprehensive school student with Lauren and Ryan who displays the typical chav culture look and mannerisms, also speaking Multicultural London English. She always seems to get stuck in the middle of Lauren's "am I bovvered" rant, even when she's trying to comfort her. However, Liese has her moments of making fun of Lauren, especially when she mispronounces a word (for example Lauren says bing-bing instead of bling-bling) or says the wrong name by mistake, to which Liese says "take the shame mate". Bernie The incompetent Irish nurse. Bernie is an unruly, randy woman who bordered on being sacked in the hospital where she worked in every episode. She frequently makes inappropriate remarks to her patients, flirts with most of the male staff, takes a critically ill patient on a wild night out, and mixes up the records of living patients with those of deceased ones. In series two, Bernie makes four appearances. In one sketch, she is nearly sacked after being hypnotised. In another sketch, it is clear that she was actually sacked after taking a critically ill 81 year old patient out to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang before a night out clubbing that later killed the patient later that night. In the third, she returns to her usual ways, flirting with a man who she didn't know was the lead surgeon. In the last sketch, a lesbian nurse named Arthur flirts with Bernie, eventually kissing her. Upon doing so, Bernie refers to Arthur as a "mad fanny-basher". In series three, her sisters Brenda and Bridie and brothers Seamus and Paddy, all identical to