from the public domain book Sea Songs and Ditties: There was a young lady named Lou who said as the parson withdrew-- "Now the Vicar is quicker, And thicker, and slicker, And two inches longer than you. Chorus: That was a cute little rhyme Sing us another one, do--oo-- chorus Here's to old king Montazuma For fun he buggered a puma The puma one day Bit both balls away An example of animal humor. There is a version of this song which is rendered for children. Three verses are as follows: A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny A canner can can Anything that he can But a canner can't can a can, can he? A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two Tudors to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it tougher to toot, or To tutor two Tudors to toot? (in order for line c to rhyme with line d, "to toot, or" is said quickly in order to sound like "to tutor") A flea and a fly in a flue, Were stuck there, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!", Said the flea, "Let us fly!", So they flew through a flaw in the flue. References Cray, Ed. The Erotic Muse: American Bawdy Songs (University of Illinois, 1992). "Jones, Dave E." A Collection of Sea Songs and Ditties from the Stores of Dave E. Jones. No publisher. No date (1928). Unpaginated. Legman, Gershon. The Limerick. Legman, Gershon. The Horn Book. (New York: University Press, 1964). Reuss, Richard A. An Annotated Field Collection of Songs From the American College Student Oral Tradition (Bloomington: Indiana Univ. Masters Thesis, 1965). Drinking songs