(a map of Scotland with dice) John Squires, very highly commended – Mints Meet (a mincemeat jar containing a polo mint and an extra strong mint) Isaac Hasumoff – Fly in Saucer (a saucer with a dead fly), 2007 Special Award. "Judges considered that this was an exceptional lack of effort. However, the fly cannot be considered rubbish (it is not recyclable unless ingested by a spider)." 2008 – Ivor Pranced (farmer), winner – Fleeced (a piece of sheep's wool depicting John Sergeant) 2009 – Frank Van Bough (sports presenter), winner – Manhole Cover (a pair of white Y-fronts) Clinton Rogers – Croc of Gold (a Croc shoe painted gold) Bjorn Toolate – The Swinging Six Teas (a coat-hanger with six tea bags hanging from it) Sue Shi – Knickless Cage (a wire cage containing naked Barbie dolls) Mary Christmas – Noddy Holder (a Noddy bucket) Aunt Sponge – Shi Tart (a tart with the letters SHI in it) 2010 – Doug Pitt (gold digger), winner – Chilli 'n' Minors (one large chilli and three smaller chillies) Aunt Sponge – Elfin Safety (a builders' hard hat with elf ears on it) Gill Adams – It's Marge (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! container with Marge Simpson in it) Jo Hill – Polish Worker (a duster or cleaning cloth) New Blood – A Leg Up (an old table leg stood on its end) Sarah Quick – Brief Encounter (an abacus with a pair of pants over it) 2011 – Jim Drew (bush trimmer), winner – Jamming with Muddy Waters (a jar containing jam and some muddy water) Granny Abuse – Fish Full of Dollars (a fish stuffed full of dollars) Mr Fezziwig – Half a Stone Lighter (a stone with one half lighter in colour than the other side) Aunt Sponge – Children in Mead (a bottle of mead with many dolls in it) Andy Gould – CheesE (a piece of cheese cut into an "E" shape) Team GB – First Class Mail (an Action Man toy with a first-class stamp placed over his penis) 2012 – Miss Quick (midwife), winner – The Three Tenors (a pack of Lady Tenas with three sticking out) Andy Robinson – A Limpet Torch (a torch with limpets attached to it) Asif – Arab Spring (a large spring dressed as an Arab) Kelly Jones – S'not Art (a crumpled tissue) Harold Stone – Stone He