however, the Boys mention they thought he was ripping off the style of Fonzie. Ted Johnson Ted Johnson (played by Jim Swansburg) is the detective officer who arrested Ricky LaFleur at his wedding to Lucy in the last episode of the first season. He returns in the fifth season as George Green's replacement, and in the sixth season as an officer along with Green, then back to being a patrol officer. In the sixth season, it is revealed that he is gay and he becomes involved with Randy, but their relationship apparently ends in the season finale after his disappointment of Randy's attempt to jail the Boys with stolen evidence. Johnson is much more difficult to deceive than Green, but like Green he is sentenced to five years for police brutality on Ray, which was entirely set up by Lahey and Ray. He is eventually reinstated in the police force after serving his jail term. Philadelphia Collins Philadelphia "Phil" Collins (played by Richard Collins) is known mostly for his obesity and burps. Though he is always referred to as "Phil Collins", nobody except Sam Losco and Randy seem to make the connection between him and the musician of the same name; Sam is eager to use the musician's song titles as epithets toward him ("Drive, 'Easy Lover,' drive!"), and at one point using the term, "Sussudio Motherfucker". Others have nicknamed him "Lord Of The Onion Rings", "Mustard Tiger", "Bologna Tugboat", and "The Human House"; J-Roc referred to him as "that snuffleupagus, walrus-ass manatee Phil Collins". Phil has appeared as a greasy motel owner, a taxi driver, and Lahey's paving assistant. He is paranoid about people looking at his belly, which Ricky calls "the biggest, most powerful gut anyone has ever seen"; the fact that Phil always wears undersized shirts makes his gut more obvious. He belches loudly when hit in the stomach. Phil is known for his zany catchphrases which include "Peanut butter and jam!" and "Green eggs and ham!" He and Randy share a genuine friendship fueled by a shared love of cheeseburgers. In Season 7 he and Randy open a cheeseburger restaurant, the Dirty Burger, which they run out of Losco's RV. Phil is the father of Jacob and Thomas Collins. The actor who played Philadelphia Collins (Richard Collins) died on April 15, 2013, during the filming of Don't Legalize It, which marked his final appearance; the character's