younger brother, Edward, whom he dislikes with a passion. Elmer Drimsdale - The school's genius. He is the gang's scientific expert and is very unwilling to break any rules, including sneaking out to Scrimmage's after hours. Though socially awkward and often absorbed in his scientific projects, he is generally (though not always) considered a friend by both Bruno and Boots. He has various projects which threaten to take over his room including ants, and plants. He wakes up at 6:00 a.m. each day to tend to these various projects before breakfast. He lives in Dormitory 2. George Wexford-Smyth III - A financial genius who is obsessed with the stock market, he also keeps his bathroom stocked with medicines. He also sanitizes his room every second day, washing everything in his room, including the ceiling and the walls, to prevent illness. He lives in Dormitory 1. He is generally disliked by his peers, but was key in helping the Hall raise enough money to buy a pool. Wilbur Hackenschleimer - A large boy who is known for having a voracious appetite, he is one of the most willing participants in the schemes Bruno comes up with. He is an amateur weightlifter who once lifted a piano, a player on the football team and is talented at woodwork and metal shop. He lives in Dormitory 1. Mark Davies - The school newspaper editor, and friend of Bruno and Boots. He lives in Dormitory 2. Ultra-dependable—after pledging to develop all the photos taken in a Macdonald Hall photo contest, Mark even developed and posted a highly embarrassing photo of himself taken by another student. Pete Anderson - A student who gets relatively low grades and constantly worries about failing in school. Usually helps Bruno, though very unwillingly. Sidney Rampulsky - Sidney "Butterfingers" Rampulsky is well known for his clumsiness ("That guy could trip over a moonbeam!") which seems to be amplified by his uneasiness around Bruno Walton. He is usually at the forefront of any of damage that happens at the Hall. Perry Elbert - A student and gymnast living in Dormitory 2 who mistrusts and dislikes Bruno, mostly because he almost always ends up getting inadvertently injured (and/or embarrassed) whenever Bruno's around. He is famous for being photographed taking a bath with a rubber ducky. Calvin Fihzgart - He is a braggart who claims to be skilled at many things. He nicknamed