Here's Your Christmas Album is a 1999 comedy album by comedian Bill Engvall. It contains original Christmas songs, some with vocals from Engvall and others by studio singers. It was re-released in 2005. Track listing "Introduction" (0:26) "I'm Getting Sued by Santa Claus" (3:37) "Christmas in the Country Holiday" (3:19) "Rudolph Got a DUI" (2:57) "The Christmas Sign" (4:01) "A Gift that She Doesn't Want" (4:02) "Gift Emergency" (3:28) "Fruitcake Makes Me Puke" (3:49) "That's What Wrong with Christmas" (4:52) "Here's Your Sign Christmas" (2:32) "The Bike" (3:02) "Fruitcake Makes Me Puke" (Rock Version) (3:44) Chart performance References 1999 Christmas albums Christmas albums by American artists Bill Engvall albums Warner Records albums 1990s comedy albums