(via Tim the invisible flatmate) "Brainthrust" Leonard Jabba the Hutt Mick the English backpacker Colin and Stepan John moves out for reasons not made clear. 5th Place – Melbourne Stacey the Who Weekly fan John moves out when her loud sex sessions became too much to bear. 6th Place – Fitzroy Brain the electrician Greg the gay school teacher AJ Satvia who starts going out with John Nigel moves into the house and moves in with Satvia As a result of the fallout from this new relationship Greg moves out and John follows suit. 7th Place – Carlton Ernie Martin the Canadian PhD student Dave the smoker moves in with his washerwoman girlfriend Four other Daves move in After trying to freeze out the Daves from the house by cutting off the gas and electricity John gives in and moves to a loft in Fitzroy. 8th Place – Fitzroy Wendell the Londoner After Wendell's threats to kill him, John moves out and sleeps around at friends' places. 9th Place – Auchenflower in Brisbane Wayne the Satanic vet Danny (the decoy) Margot 10th Place – Brisbane goth house (not clear how this move came about) Kevin the carpenter Slovenian art printer Bald goth who lived in the back Luke the musician All the goths run away after the bailiff came round to collect unpaid rent. John keeps the house on and in moves: Dirk Em the banker (however at the start of the book it is stated that Emma moves in when Nina moves out) "Crazy Nina" Nina move out to live with her friend Tanya Tanya then moves in after Nina sleeps with her boyfriend. The whole house moves: 11th Place Dirk Em the banker Tanya (possibly) New woman moves in to replace Nina but leaves because she is "diagnosed as schizo" Taylor the taxi driver moves in The book then segues to 12th Place – band house in Darlinghurst, Sydney Hooper Tammy Jeremy moves in to escape his former psychotic housemate Keith the drummer moves in downstairs 13th Place – Kippax street Gina Harry the doctor, replaced by Kim the vet, replaced by "Melissa the junkie" (aka Rowan Corcoran), replaced by Duffy the computer programmer, replaced by The Dutch guy who lasted 2 weeks, replaced by Giovanna who lasted less than a week, replaced by Mosman who no one ever saw, replaced by Jimbo who moved in with one