Charlie Midnight, arr. Yankovic) – 3:20 Parody of "Living in America" by James Brown; the song discusses various types of hernias. From the 1986 album Polka Party!. "Christmas at Ground Zero" (Yankovic) – 3:09 Style parody of Christmas carols; the song discusses nuclear annihilation during the holidays. From the 1986 album Polka Party!. Disc three "Lasagna" (arr. "Weird Al" Yankovic) – 2:46 Parody of the folk song "La Bamba"; a song centered largely around Italians and Italian cuisine. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "Good Old Days" (Yankovic) – 3:21 Style parody of James Taylor; in this song, a psychopath reminisces his childhood. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "Fat" (orig. Michael Jackson, arr. Yankovic) – 3:37 Parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson; the spoof discusses a man's obesity, which is blown out of proportion. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "Melanie" (Yankovic) – 3:58 Original; the song describes a socially inept apartment dweller's attempts to woo his neighbor Melanie. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "I Think I'm a Clone Now" (orig. Ritchie Cordell, arr. Yankovic) – 3:20 Parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" as performed by Tiffany; the song is about a man's experiences of being a lab-created identical clone. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "You Make Me" (Yankovic) – 3:06 Style parody of Oingo Boingo; the song describes a person's desire to engage in strange behavior compelled by another person. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "Alimony" (orig. Tommy James, Bo Gentry, Ritchie Cordell, Bobby Bloom, arr. Yankovic) – 3:16 Parody of "Mony Mony" as performed by Billy Idol; the song discusses a man and his alimony payments to his ex-wife. From the 1988 album Even Worse. "UHF" (single version) (Yankovic) – 3:49 Original; this is the theme song to Yankovic's 1989 film UHF. From the 1989 album and soundtrack UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff. "Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" (Mark Knopfler, Gordon Sumner, Paul Henning, arr. Yankovic) – 3:11 Parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits; the song features the slightly altered lyrics of the theme song from the television series The Beverly Hillbillies which are set to the tune of Dire Straits's single. From the 1989 album and soundtrack UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff. "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" (Yankovic) – 6:50 Style parody of Harry Chapin and Gordon Lightfoot; this is a