debut episode was actually called "Being" and had many similarities with novel/movie). Colosatron - A computer that wanted to take over the world. Its name and goal are taken from the film Colossus: The Forbin Project. D'Cell (voiced by Eddie Deezen) - A human who tried to steal every new gadget in the world so he would be on the cutting edge of technology. Ernest Anyway - A hunter who successfully captured Bigfoot, Mokele-mbembe, a Yeti, and his mother (Ernest's comment about it was "Don't ask"). He tried to capture the Loch Ness Monster (which turned out to be an elongated dachshund named Nessie) only to be thwarted by Ralph and Erin. His name is a parody of writer Ernest Hemingway. Ernst Stavro Blowfish (voiced by Ben Stein) - He took control of all the fast food restaurants in the world just because he thinks he is evil. Named after Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Septic and Incus - Two scientists that work for Blowfish. Mistress Pavlov (voiced by Wendie Malick) - She tried to use her hypnotic powers to have the owners of dogs do her bidding. A joke on the Pavlov's Dog psychology experiment. Oatz Couture (voiced by Ami Dolenz) - She created clothes for dogs that were provoking diseases. Taylor (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) - Oatz Couture's assistant. Porkzilla (vocal effects provided by Dee Bradley Baker) - He is not really evil. After he drank a special potion made by two girls on a turnip farm to grow bigger, he became huge and went to the city to eat. Porkzilla is a spoof of Godzilla. Twin Girls - The creators of Porkzilla. Witch Doctors - A quartet of witch doctors in suits that work as Spin Doctors at the Ferret Network. After Ralph and Stahl expose their plans to hypnotize the TV viewers, they are fired by the Ferret Network's CEO. Witch Doctor Brad (voiced by Maurice LaMarche) - Leader of Witch Doctor. Witch Doctor Chad (voiced by Pat Fraley) - Witch Doctor's Henchman. Witch Doctor Seymour - Witch Doctor's Henchman. Witch Doctor Thad - Witch Doctor's Henchman. Space Slugs (voiced by Maurice LaMarche and Billy West) - They tried to bury the world in slime to recreate their home world which was destroyed. Also tried to mutate the children of the world into Space Slugs by tainting lunchroom food in schools. The Flea Nation (voiced by Jim