fags come at me, man! Although a more accurate translation would be: "bring it on, motherfuckers!") ¿Vos Sos Dios? (Are you God?) Mira la Vieja. (Look the Crone.) ¿Te haces el malo, gil? (Playing tough, punk?) ¡Recatate, gil, ¿eh?! (Wise up punk, huh?!) ¡Che, Valentinaaaa! (Hey Valentina!) Me parece una propuesta diferente y buenísima. (I think it's a different and awesome proposal.) Me pica el culo. (My ass itches.) Valentina Valentina is a 22-year-old woman married to Alejo. She is 1.75 meters tall (5'9''). Her favorite football team is Boca Juniors. Valentina is based on Alejandro Szykula's ex-girlfriend. Valentina always wears a pink dress. She has white skin, long, dark hair and is inexpressive, speaking with the same tone no matter what the situation. She is skilled at martial arts and proficient in the use of the katana. She's also incredibly strong. She would like to be a dancer when she is older. According to a story El Viejo told in Episode 1, La vida misma (Life as it is, or Life Itself), a stork which was meant to deliver the baby Valentina was abducted by aliens, leaving Valentina to fall out of the sky and into a rubbish lorry in Papapipa. As the lorry crosses a bridge, a helicopter crashes, destroying both the lorry and the bridge. Valentina falls into a sewer and is carried to the beach where she meets the baby Alejo. It is never revealed if this story is true or not as in Episode 15 Darth Baston (Darth Cane) and the TV episode Darth Baston EXTENDED (Darth Cane EXTENDED), El Viejo claims that he is Alejo's father. Catch phrases Yo quiero un sánguche. (I want a sandwich.) Hay que tener sexo. (We gotta have sex.) Me tocaron el culo. (Somebody touched my ass.) ¡Alejo! Carlitox Carlitox is a short 19-year-old with messy green hair. His favorite football team is Rosario Central. He's about 1.55 meters (5'2") tall. He has the ability to float magically. This is later explained in a parody with the Clown from the movie "It" (based on the book by Stephen King) who tells him "Everybody floats...". During the trip to the Parallel Universe, he discovers his alter-ego, a tall, serious, muscular man with red hair, who is capable of high-level pyrokinesis and producing energy blasts. He stores several things in his garage, including a UFO, which he later exchanged for a