Zelda, or conquer Hyrule. In some episodes, Link and Zelda are assisted and accompanied by a fairy-princess named Spryte, who dislikes Zelda as she considers her to be a competitor for Link's affections. Throughout the series, Link is a moaning, self-centred teenager who repeatedly fails to convince Zelda that he deserves a kiss for his heroic deeds. Although Zelda is sometimes the damsel in distress, she is a headstrong, self-sufficient princess who is Link's equal. Link frequently meets Zelda's angry remarks with his sarcastic catchphrase, "Well, excuse me, Princess!" Cast Lou Albano as Mario Danny Wells as Luigi Super Mario Bros. voice cast Jeannie Elias as Princess Toadstool John Stocker as Toad Harvey Atkin as King Koopa Legend of Zelda voice cast Jonathan Potts as Link Cyndy Preston as Princess Zelda Len Carlson as Ganon Paulina Gillis as Spryte Colin Fox as King Harkinian Elizabeth Hanna as the Triforce of Wisdom Allen Stewart Coates as the Triforce of Power Live-action guest stars Lyle Alzado as himself Craig Armstrong as Frankenstein's Monster Vicki Bakken as Liz/"Queen of England" Kay Ballard as herself Joe Bellan as himself Harry Blackstone Jr. as the Magician Brian Bonsall as himself Melanie Chartoff as herself Philip L. Clarke as Computer Voice Patrick Dempsey as the Piranha Plant Shabba Doo as himself Donna Douglas as Elle Mae Vic Dunlop as himself Marty Allen as Imperial Poogah Elvira as herself Nicole Eggert as herself Paul Elder as Alligator Dundee Kort Falkenberg as Santa Claus Norman Fell as himself Martin Gardner as Mikhail S. Gorbachev Larry Gelman as Sigmund Fruitcake and himself Courtney Gibbs as herself Joseph S. Griffo as Mini Mario Karen Hartman as herself David Horowitz as himself Ernie Hudson as himself Magic Johnson as himself Elaine Kagan as herself Jim Lange as himself Cyndi Lauper as herself Maurice LaMarche as Inspector Gadget Eugene Liebowitz as Dr. Frankenstein Pam Matteson as herself Danica McKellar as Patty Ed Metzger as Albert Einstein Fab Morvan as himself Rob Pilatus as himself Gary Owens as himself Willard Pugh as Little Robert Sgt. Slaughter as himself Howard Stevens as himself Fred Travalena as Elvis Presley Arsenio Trinidad as Obi-Wan Cannoli Nedra Volz as herself James Ward as himself Regina Williams as Susanna Ross Moon Zappa as herself "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as himself Lou Albano appears as himself in "Captain Lou Is Missing". There is no trick photography—Mario is out of the