of drugs (which in reality would be lethal); and activating world's biggest vibrator, the Moby-M5 with disastrous consequences. The M-5 episode provides a pretext for an outrageous scene where two porn store employees discuss strategic arms limitation treaties, using various dildos as props. After one of these dating debacles, Pondo frightens Studley by shouting "I'd sell my soul for a piece of ass!" Meanwhile, the lovely Miranda, (Susanne Ashley), a mysterious girl with supernatural powers who has been observing Pondo's struggles for some time, hears his cry and cryptically acknowledges it. Some time afterward, Pondo accidentally creates a chemical compound that makes him irresistible to women. At first he revels in his new "party animal" prowess; later, exhausted and terrified, he takes to barricading himself in his room to escape the mobs of obsessed women who pursue him everywhere. "I have been greedy," he confesses despairingly to Studley, "I am like King Midas; everything I touch turns to poontang!" The end of the film is tragic-comic with a metaphysical twist concerning the fate of those ruled by lust. Cast Matthew Causey - Pondo Sinatra Timothy Carhart - Studly Jerry Jones - Elbow Susanne Ashley - Miranda/Mother Nature Robin Harlan - Natasha Frank Galati - The Professor Luci Roucis - Sophia Joan Dykman - The Nurse Barbara Baylis - Madame Frannie James - Dean Fox Leland Crooke - Dean's Secretary Billi Gordon - The New Dean Soundtrack The film contains numerous songs by The Fleshtones, Buzzcocks, Chelsea The Convertables. References External links 1984 films 1980s sex comedy films 1980s fantasy comedy films American fantasy comedy films American independent films American sex comedy films 1984 directorial debut films 1980s English-language films Films about potions Films about virginity Films directed by David Beaird Films set in universities and colleges Films shot in Illinois 1984 comedy films 1985 comedy films 1985 films 1980s American films