Confessions from a Holiday Camp is a 1977 British comedy film. It is the last film in the series which began with Confessions of a Window Cleaner. The film was released in North America in 1978 under the title Confessions of a Summer Camp Counsellor. Plot Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind. Producer Michael Klinger was not happy with the script, noting a number of problems that he felt detracted from the quality that set the series apart from its imitators. Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Robin Askwith .... Timmy Lea Antony Booth .... Sidney Noggett Bill Maynard .... Mr. Lea Doris Hare .... Mrs. Lea Sheila White .... Rosie Noggett Linda Hayden .... Brigitte Lance Percival .... Lionel John Junkin .... Mr. Whitemonk Liz Fraser .... Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk Colin Crompton .... Roughage Nicola Blackman .... Blackbird Nicholas Bond-Owen .... Kevin (as Nicholas Owen) Caroline Ellis .... Gladys Sue Upton .... Renee Penny Meredith ... Married Woman Mike Savage .... Kevin's Dad Janet Edis .... Kevin's Mum Deborah Brayshaw ... Go Cart Girl Kim Hardy ... Announcer David Auker ... Alberto Smarmi John Bryant ... Young Man Charlie Stewart ... Piper Carrie Jones ... Bikini Girl Julia Bond ... Bikini Girl Betty Hare ... Mourner Winifred Braemar ... Mourner Margo Field ... Mrs. Dimwiddy Marianne Stone ... Waitress Leonard Woodrow ... Chaplain Lauri Lupino Lane ... Mayor Ingrid Bower ... Holiday Maker Robert Booth ... Holiday Maker Michael Segal ... Holiday Maker Matt Kilroy ... Chauffeur Production The holiday camp used in the film was Mill Rythe Holiday Village on Hayling Island in Hampshire. The railway station scene was filmed at Radlett. Soundtrack The title track to the film was called Give Me England and was performed by scrumpy and western band, The Wurzels, arranged and conducted by Ed Welch and produced by Bob Barratt. It was released on 45 by EMI records Ltd (EMI 2677). The Wurzels released an album of the