Maria Schneider may refer to: Maria Schneider (politician) (born 1923), East German politician Maria Schneider (actress) (1952–2011), French actress Maria Schneider (musician) (born 1960), American musician and composer Maria Schneider (cartoonist) (born 1968), American cartoonist and illustrator Maria "Dish" Schneider, a fictional character from the M*A*S*H franchise