praises the taste of his thumb. Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out – A little girl refuses to take out her house's garbage, and soon, it piles up so much, everyone stays away from her house. By the time she decides to do so, it is already too late, and she ends up meeting a terrible fate that the author cannot recall (it is implied she was either consumed by the garbage or suffocated by its smell). My Hobby – Someone spends their time spitting from a window of a tall building. Early Bird- If you're a bird, get up early, but if you're a worm, sleep late. Me–Stew – A cook makes stew out of himself. Captain Hook- The narrator states that Captain Hook should be careful when using his hook, and is glad to not be him. With His Mouth Full of Food – A boy ignores his parents' pleas to stop talking with his mouth full, and they have it glued shut as punishment. The Flying Festoon – A child plans to fly around on a strange bird. The Silver Fish – A boy catches a talking fish, who tricks the boy into setting him free by offering to grant him a wish. The second time the boy catches the fish, however, he doesn't fall for the trick. The Generals – Two generals named General Clay and General Gore debate amongst themselves about having to "fight in this silly war". They instead suggest a holiday at the beach, which is well-received until they both are overcome with the thought of being dragged out to sea. Deciding that they do not want to die by drowning, they do their duty and charged off to war, "which is why we hear no more of General Clay or General Gore". The Worst – Shel describes a horrible monster he says is standing behind the readers. Dreadful – A baby girl has been devoured, and no one knows why it happened (the speaker burps at the end, and it is implied that they are the ones who did it). My Beard- A man wears his long beard instead of clothes. Producer & Director: Ron Haffkine, Keith Cozart Engineer: jb & Danny Mundhenk & Oliver Masciarotte Mastering: Denny Purcell Recorded at Bullet Recording, Nashville, Blank Tapes, New York, and in Studio D at Criteria Recording in Miami, Florida.