The poem warns of a snail living in people's noses that will bite their finger if they pick their nose. The Yipiyuk – A Yipiyuk has bitten someone's toe, and will not come off. Crocodile’s Toothache – A sadistic dentist is eaten by a crocodile. Stone Telling – The author throws stones at windows to see if they're open or closed. Ridiculous Rose – a ridiculous girl eats with her toes. Boa Constrictor – A boa constrictor eats people. Peanut–Butter Sandwich – One of Silverstein's longer poems, about a foolish young king who is obsessed with peanut butter to the point that it is all he eats and that the only lesson the schools in his kingdom teaches is "how to make a peanut butter sandwich". One day he eats an extra sticky peanut butter sandwich which cements his mouth shut. Various methods fail until everyone in the kingdom works together with hooks to pry his mouth open. The people expect the king to have learned his lesson and try some other foods, but his first saying after being saved is (albeit weakly) "Would anyone like a peanut butter sandwich?" Listen to the Mustn’ts – Although pessimists argue otherwise, anything is possible. I Will Not Hatch – A chick will not hatch because of the terrible descriptions of what's going on in the world. Side B Hug o’ War- The narrator states that a hugging game is more fun than tug-o-war. Smart – A boy is paid a dollar by his father, and soon ends up with five pennies by trading money with his friends. He thinks he’s very smart for doing so, but his father shakes his hand in disbelief that he has now been reduced to five cents. The Farmer and the Queen – A queen is visiting a farm, and the farmer asks the animals for advice on what to do. At the advice of his dog, he bows to her and she smiles for his polite gesture. The One Who Stayed – The story of the Pied Piper as told by a kid who was too scared to follow him. No Difference – The author states that there'd be no prejudice if the world was completely dark. Wild Boar – The author says that it doesn't matter how many teeth you say a boar has, because he doesn't know the answer himself. Thumbs – A thumb-sucker