Bookshop Blackmail Farewell to John Denver World Forum String Wide World of Novel Writing Death of Mary Queen of Scots Never Be Rude to an Arab Distribution Information LP: (1977, 1983) Charisma CAS 1134 (UK), 9211-1134 (Fold-out)/CA-1-2173 (Standard jacket) (Canada) LP: (1981) Arista Records ALB 68296 (U.S.) CD: (1989) Virgin Records, Ltd., CASCD 1134 (UK) (budget CD) Faux album titles listed on packaging As mentioned above, the record jacket packaging folds out into the shape of a box, with the actual record sleeve being the lid of the box. The remainder of the box appears as a stack of records (the "instant record collection") with one face of the box displaying all the album titles, as listed here: ROCK AND ROLL IS HERE TO STAY AGAIN! The Beatles Chauffeurs Live! RUNNING SONGS AND SURRENDERING BALLADS: THE MASSED BANDS OF THE QUEENS OWN COWARDS (OR SOME OF THEM) ETERNALLY YOURS - THE MASSED WINDSCALE MARCHING SCIENTISTS Ron Simon and Geoff Garunkel: Live From The Tennis Club Purley (shows as gold lettering on black record jacket) TOGETHER AGAIN - FRANK AND IFIELD My Brain Hurts - THE MORON TABERNACLE CHOIR THE MILKMAN WHISTLES STOCKHAUSEN - 'A' MILKMAN When We're Apart The Legs Friday Night Is Bath Night, J.P.Gumby WHEN THE CHICKENS ARE ASLEEP - Ramon And Ted NIXON'S SOLID GOLD DENIALS Norma Shearer Whistles Duane Eddie TEACH YOURSELF POWER THE BEST BITS OF ROLF HARRIS MONTY PYTHON'S BEST SKETCHES BEGINNING WITH 'R' HITTING OURSELVES WITH THE LITTLE CURVED BIT ON THE END OF A SHAVING BRUSH - ERIC AND THE LOONIES MY BRAIN HURTS AND OTHER NATIONAL FRONT MARCHING SONGS The Best of the Ozmonds Teeth - Vol XI An Evening with Martin Bormann (and the Trio los Paraguayos) A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA - THE EVERLY SISTERS Ron Simon and Geoff Garfunkel: Live From The Tennis Club Purley (shows as black lettering on cream record jacket) GIVE ME THE MOONLIGHT AND THE GOATS - RAMON AND TED A MAN WHO ONCE SOLD PAUL MCARTNEY A NEWSPAPER - LIVE! RAW POWER PUNK KILL BLAST THROTTLE DESTROY - CLODAGH ROTTEN THE DAVE CLARK FIVE'S WAR SPEECHES THE BEST OF REGGAE MAUDLING (RASTATORY LABEL) The Wonderful Sound of Hip Injuries BEETHOVEN'S PUNK SYMPHONY, IN B FLAT - "THE STINKING BASTARD" (BANDAGES SUPPLIED) The Horrid Brothers Kill Anyone in Sight Party Time, Princess "Piano" Margaret YOUNG, GIFTED, BLACK AND FURRY: RAMON & TED My Way Or