book was inspired by Irvin's own real-life quest to find toilet paper during the 2020 pandemic paper panic. Drenched in movie references from The Sound of Music to Carrie, the grocery store clerk is a dead ringer for Peter Lorre. Published by Irvin's own imprint, Knuckle Samwitch Books, it is available in paperback and ebook on Amazon.com. All profits from the sales of the book are being donated to the World Health Organization's COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund. Irvin also authored the novel ORBGASM: An Erotic Pulp Sci-Fi Satyricon, published by Irvin's own imprint, Knuckle Samwitch Books, available in paperback and ebook on Amazon.com. All profits from the sales of the book are being donated to the World Health Organization's COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund. Irvin resides in Los Angeles with Gary Bowers, his partner since 1982. They married August 12, 2016. Filmography As director Double Negative (1985) Guilty as Charged (1991) Acting on Impulse (1993) (TV) Oblivion (1994) Out There (1995) (TV) Magic Island (1995) (V) Backlash: Oblivion 2 (1996) Kiss of a Stranger (1999) The World of Gods and Monsters: A Journey with James Whale (1999) (V) Strip Mall (2000) (TV series) Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001) Garcea si olteni (2001) Am să mă întorc bărbat (I Will Return a Man) (2002) (TV) A Very Cool Christmas (2004) (TV) aka Too Cool for Christmas Deadly Skies (2005) (TV) aka Force of Impact Fat Rose and Squeaky (2006) Dante's Cove (12 episodes, 2005–2007) (TV) My Santa (2013) (TV) From Here on OUT (2014) (TV series) Fatal Acquittal (2014) (TV) Naughty and Nice (2014) (TV) aka Christmas Mix (2015) (DVD) Mothers of the Bride (2015) (TV) The Nurse (2015) (TV) I'm Not Ready for Christmas (2015) (TV) Christmas Land (2015) (TV) My Sister Is So Gay (2016) (TV series) The Wrong House (2016) (TV) Open Marriage (2017) (TV) The Wrong Neighbor (2017) (TV) My Christmas Prince (2017) (TV) Homecoming Revenge (2018) (TV) Seduced by My Neighbor (2018) (TV) Hidden Family Secrets (2018) (TV) Pretty Little Stalker (2018) (TV) Christmas Made to Order (2018) (TV) Madam of Purity Falls (2019) (TV) Sister of the Bride (2019) (TV) Check Inn to Christmas (2019) (TV) Engaged to a Psycho (2020) (TV) Mile High Escorts (2020) (TV) As producer Home Movies (1979) The First Time (1983) Double Negative (1985) Too Outrageous! (1987) Sticky Fingers (1988) When Time Expires (1997) (TV) Error in Judgment (1998) Gods and Monsters