showing the wisdom of his namesake with some of his decision-making." "Casanova would be jealous of that pick-up" "Never moon a werewolf." Talking about Troy Luff: "Sydney just need 99 of him and they'd be floating!" "Looks like Leigh Brown's picked up a bit of pace since moving to North. Might have something to do with getting rid of that anchor." (A reference to leaving the Fremantle Dockers, who are known for their anchor logo.) In reference to a player giving away a 50-metre penalty after a coast-to-coast flight: "I guess he thought: What's another fifty metres when we've come three and a half thousands K's!" "How do you beat Rehn? Where's Stimpy?" On Corey McKernan's poor form: "He's like a long jumper who can't reach the sand." After Matthew Lloyd gives Shane Wakelin a little slap on Anzac Day: "Whoa! There will be a duel at 5 o'clock!" "I love that surname... Fixter. Sounds like something from a Batman movie—The Fixter. But I digress ..." Richmond, kicking up the middle towards Ray Hall: "Richmond attack through the corridor, in this case the Hall." "There's talk of Karl Langdon offering his services to St Kilda, as if it wasn't bad enough being in 15th position." During a Fremantle/Collingwood game describing the dropping of the second of two easy marks: "The Tale of Two Sitters." When Mark Mercuri went up for a mark: "And the Mercuri is rising." Brereton: "Why do you suppose he went side on to take the mark?"; Cometti: "He probably was trying to impress the Russian judge." "Like a Melbourne Tram, a lot jumped on but nothing was paid." "He had delusions of adequacy." Andrew Walker really needs to do more. "He was sensational on debut...right up there with Billy Ray Cyrus!" "He made a typo! He tried for Bickley and he got Buckley!" "He was like a Bombay train. They were hanging off him in all directions." On Troy Wilson's playing style: "If it ain't broke, break it". "A couple of big touches from Clive Waterhouse, who was battling up until about five minutes ago, in danger of becoming Clive Waterboy." "Takes the mark on one knee, as if receiving a knighthood." Brisbane are like a boa constrictor—they squeeze the life out of you." Camera pans to Leigh Matthews in the coach's box. "There's the snake charmer." "Rioli Lends his weight... which is substantial..." "Great stuff