the Doormen" One of Two Sammies Frank Gannon, Politically Incorrect Private Investigator Mr No Depth Perception Laraine Newman Connie Conehead Sherry, a ditzy blonde Amy Carter Rosalynn Carter Don Novello Father Guido Sarducci Mike, one of the cooks at Olympia Cafe O Michael O'Donoghue Mr. Mike Cheri Oteri Arianna, one of The Spartan Cheerleaders Laura Zimmerman from The Zimmermans, where she and Chris Kattan played an inappropriately sexual married couple Mariah Carey Collette Reardon Rita Delvecchio Nadeen a.k.a. the "Simmer Down Now!" lady Barbara Walters Yoko Ono P Chris Parnell Mervin Watson a.k.a. Merv the Perv Tom Brokaw Eminem Jim Lehrer John McCain Kenneth Starr Simon Cowell Wolf Blitzer Thad, from Gays in Space Daniel, one of Jarret's roommates Often performed rap songs on Weekend Update about wanting to sleep with many of the hot female hosts Terrye Funck, an effeminate-speaking southern man who hosts various public access programs Tyler from Appalachian Emergency Room, a hapless redneck who gets strange objects stuck up his rectum. One of the dancers in the Lundford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour Jeph from 7 Degrees Celsius Wayne Bloder Warren Kerney, from the Three-Way couple Tato, the shy and giggling man-servant of Schoeners Shaun DeMarco from The DeMarco Brothers Nasim Pedrad Arianna Huffington Barbara Walters Bedelia Kim Kardashian Lil Blaster M.I.A. Michelle Malkin Hoda Kotb Tippy Kelly Ripa Sharon Osbourne Heshy Jay Pharoah Jay-Z Kanye West Chris Tucker Denzel Washington Eddie Murphy Will Smith Stephen A. Smith Shaquille O'Neal 50 Cent Usher Lil Wayne Katt Williams Lamar Odom Barack Obama Ben Carson Shannon Sharpe Joe Piscopo Jimmy Carter (1980–81) Frank Sinatra David Letterman Paulie Herman, a New Jersey resident with a squeaky, annoying voice Doug Whiner Amy Poehler Amber, a one-legged contestant on many reality shows Betty Caruso, co-host of "Bronx Beat" Nancy Grace Sharon Osbourne Dennis Kucinich Paula Abdul Sally Needler Kelly Ripa Kaitlin Deidre Nicks, co-host of "The Cougar Den" Dakota Fanning Hillary Clinton Michael Jackson Kim Jong-il Katie Couric Q Randy Quaid Rudy Randolph, Jr: a Texas pitchman selling off famous dictators' worldly possessions. Has a son named Rudy Randolph III (played by Robert Downey, Jr.) Ronald Reagan (1985–86) Colin Quinn Joe Blow Lenny the Lion Gene the Ex-Con Rolf, the "Thank You!" guy Robert De Niro Host of "Colin Quinn Explains the New York Times" R Gilda Radner Emily Litella Candy Slice Bobbi Farber Colleen Fernman Jane Herkiman Connie Carson, host