by Caracella. Moments before, Ashley McIntosh had treated him like a rent-a-car." "Shaun [McManus] goes back to collect the ball, a free kick, and several teeth." Wayne Schwass playing for the Kangaroos, takes a one-handed mark low to the ground against the Swans: "Look at that... I s'pose we could call that a 'Schwass-Sticker'." "The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss." "That's not one for the time capsule." "Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city." "The only change to the Eagles side is that Rowan Jones has had a haircut." "Those Collingwood supporters look like they've taken time off working on their Phd's to be here today..." Cometti: "King to Ling" / Dermott Brereton: "Just forward of the wing" / Cometti: Don't you start! "That was the third of two options." "That was a case of being very hard to keep up with the Joneses." On Peter German: "German shepherds." (A pun on German Shepherds.) Talking about Brenton Sanderson being a former Magpie and Crow and now a Cat: "He goes much better as a mammal." When umpire Peter Carey inexplicably took a mark during a game: "The mark has been taken by umpire Carey!" ... "Carey by name, Carey by nature." (A reference to champion North Melbourne centre half-forward Wayne Carey.) Umpire Ryan is clearly a Mick Jagger fan. I swear he dashed in shouting, "Hey, you, get off McLeod". "That's Ambitious..." "Centimetre perfect!" Other work Cometti was featured on SBS in an episode in the first Australian series of Who Do You Think You Are?, where he traced his father's Italian heritage back to Italy and his mother's English heritage back to three convicts and a freeman. The show also revealed his great-great-grandmother (although never charged) may have been involved in the deaths of two of her husbands. In 2012, he appeared in a television commercial series for Carlton Draught's Draught Pick iPhone app. Video games Cometti was the voice-over commentator for the AFL video game series between 2004 and 2017. Bibliography Back to the Place, Back to the Time (1997) Centimetre Perfect: The Classic Commentary (2004) That's Ambitious: More Classic Commentary (2007) The Game (edited, 2012) Kick it to the Shithouse (foreword, 2012) Awards and honours 2006 – Winner of the Alf Potter Award for that season's most