started a conversation with at a party on Weekend Update Jason Sudeikis One of the Two A-Holes Jeff, the obnoxious boom mic operator Ed Mahoney One of the members of "Jon Bovi" Dane Cook Billy Ray Cyrus George W. Bush (2006–08) Mitt Romney Todd Palin Joe Biden Simon Cowell Jim Nantz Wolf Blitzer Glenn Beck Robert Osborne Philip Seymour Hoffman Rod Blagojevich Will Schuester Taylor Hicks DJ Super Soak Flip Flop, one of the "Hip Hop Kids" Phil, "Dysfunctional Holiday Family" Pete Twinkle, ESPN Color Commentator Dancer on "What Up With That?" Julia Sweeney Pat from "It's Pat!" Sandy, one of the co-workers in "Makin' Copies!" Chelsea Clinton Leslie Abramson Joan Embery Jane Pauley Joy Philbin Dame Sarah Kensington, a frequent guest on "Theatre Stories" Terry Sweeney Nancy Reagan Joan Collins T Kenan Thompson Al Sharpton Al Roker Bill Cosby Star Jones Diondre Cole, the host of the BET show "What Up With That?" DJ Dynasty Handbag from Deep House Dish Jean K. Jean, a Def Jam Comedian from France who appears on Weekend Update Reggie, the bandleader on "The Dakota Fanning Show" Oscar Rogers, the Weekend Update financial consultant Charles Barkley Virginiaca Hastings Googie Rene, owner of "Slightly Stained and Partially Damaged" clothing outlets Grady Wilson, the "love-making technique" instructional video host Givindy, from Gays in Space Kenneth, the stagehand on "The Cougar Den" K Smoove, one of the "Hip Hop Kids" Sam, student in the Gilly sketches Lou, in the Penelope sketches Reese De'What, host of "Cinema Classics" Sexy Narrator in the "Eternal Spark of Love" sketches Marcus, interpreter of deaf comedian Richtie B Lorenzo Macintosh, a Scared Straight representative whose stories always resemble classic movies Reba McEntire David Ortiz Whoopi Goldberg Magic Johnson Steve Harvey Darnell Hayes, or "Alex Treblack", host of "Black Jeopardy" Trey, a friend of Stuart's in "The Californians" V Danitra Vance Cabrini Green Jackson, a teenaged mother who dispensed advice on the do's and don'ts of being pregnant. Latoya Marie (That Black Girl), a struggling actress Melissa Villaseñor Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez W Nancy Walls Gail Lafferty, a church bazaar attendee always itching for a fight with other attendees (in one episode, she was thrown through a window by an attendee played by Teri Hatcher) Cindy, the Timelife hotline operator Susan Taylor, neighbor who's always invited to Frank Henderson's (Will Ferrell) barbecues in the "Get Off The Shed!" sketches Bobbie Battista Martha Stewart Michaela Watkins