The majority of local spots were WEBN produced, and bore the same outrageous wit and audacity that the station was known for. And as it had already promoted non-existent events, the station advertised products by "Brute Force Cybernetics" also the name of the corporate holding company, as well the rumored call letters of the station. Brute Force Cybernetics featured a logo of three monkeys based on the theme "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." Among the BFC "products" for which the station broadcast tongue-in-cheek "ads" were: "Boogie Mat" (a small rug; anyone who steps on it will begin to boogie uncontrollably) "Cultured Truffle Franchises" "Encephalographic Printout Device" (attach the electrodes to your head before going to sleep and the device will record the brilliant insight you otherwise remember having had just before you woke up and forgot what it was) "Negative-Calorie Cookies" (eating them actually burns calories) "Portable Hole" (apply it to a surface, peel off the plastic backing, make your stash or whatever, then remove) "Precognitive Scanner" (place it behind your ear, and it will read the speech center in your brain and emit a warning beep to prevent you from uttering "faux pas, Freudian slips, and ill-timed obscenities") "Stereo-Vision" TVs (a television mounted on a short track that bounced back and forth so quickly as to simulate 3D) "Voice Equalization Ampules" (wrapped in cotton and filled with helium or sulfur hexafluoride; break the ampule and inhale the gas to raise or lower the timbre of your voice, respectively) These spots were picked up by some other stations, such as Chicago's WDAI in its progressive/underground days c. 1971. Other spots were for the "White Rose and Lilac Virginity Restoration Clinic", "WEBN's Tree Frog Beer" Starting 1st with "The Sleezy People's Beer" and then years later with "It doesn't taste like much but it sure gets you there", and a spoof on the Rambo movies entitled "Sambo: Real Blood Part Four" featuring an african-american superhero driving a rescue Cadillac and yelling "Hey Chin Ho, Ronnie Reagan says you can kiss his white butt!" before a jet fly-over drowns out the last word. A crossover between these spots in fantasy and reality occurred in 1972 when Hudepohl Beer allowed some of its product for the Cincinnati area to be wrapped in faux labels for "WEBN's Tree Frog Beer, The Sleezy People's Beer", Tree B. Frog and his best