Cramer does not know anything about; if successful, the caller receives an autographed copy of one of his most recent books. This segment has been discontinued. Mad Cow Disease Cramer pretends he is suffering from mad cow disease. While mimicking a mad cow he presses the show's sound buttons with his head. Am I Nuts? A feature which premiered on the first "Main Event" special in which Cramer "evaluates a patient" (from the live audience) to figure out, just as the segment's namesake, if the person is nuts in owning a certain stock, and then gives them a "prescription". This segment is considered to be a "Main Event" exclusive. Know Your IPO An occasional segment in which Cramer spotlights a stock's upcoming IPO. Executive Decision In this segment, Cramer talks to the CEO, CFO, or an officer of a company, who joins the show either by telephone, on set or via satellite. In a variation of the segment, Cramer donned a cow bell and counted down to the market close. At close he would ring his cow bell by shaking left and right and then select a random stock to be "executed." Pin Action This segment may stand alone or is integrated within the show amongst his recommended picks. In this segment, Cramer explains how he has come up with a "play" to take advantage of news from other stocks as a sort of "pin action" play. Often when explaining his theory, he uses the sound effect of a bowling ball knocking down pins. Under the Radar Cramer crawls under the middle desk on set and pretends he is not present. The cameraman has to dramatically search the room but does not get to find Cramer. It's because he is under the radar. Student Stock Pitch A feature in which college students (from the live audience) pitch a stock to Cramer. This segment is considered to be a "Back to School" exclusive. Subtitles Subtitles are frequently used to underscore some of the "bullet points" in Cramer's presentations. They are also used to explain some of the off-topic, obscure historical, literary, or pop-cultural references he may make. Subtitles are also used for disclosure stocks owned by Cramer's charitable trust, ActionAlertsPlus.com, for disclaimers related to any claims made by callers (such as how listening to Mad Money has made the caller mad money), and to show callers' names. Lightning Round The only