unzips his pant making a talking monkey visible. Flamboyant Craig Ferguson in a very bright gold outfit banging on kettle drums. Old vintage TV set (with built in speakers and no remote) plays a Beatles-type band named "The Tweets" (with all the same instruments right down to the drumset logo); all of the members of the band are Craig, ending with the "Please Stand By"-type ending replacing "Please Stand By" with "Ass Mode". 2012 In the Scotland episode, Craig's face and a rectangular robot. With the red, black and green background (for Scotland). Text being typed using old computer type font. Ending in a 6 chrome skeleton robot flash mob with a volcano in the background. (Chanting the email jingle in a more Scottish like accent.) Richie Sambora and his band with Secretariat play a short tune then say "Tweets and Emails" with flames. Geoff & Craig play the harmonica or "mouth organ" for a few seconds followed by Geoff saying (in a Liam Neeson accent) "QUICKLY THERE'S NO TIME!" 2013 Craig & Geoff at the Super bowl for the "Craig Ferguson Super Bowl Special" have Geoff's band called "Bone Patrol" play the tweetmail theme with Secretariat wearing a huge football helmet. Here come the playas (Geoff & Craig wearing sunglasses and dark outfits going to a rave with robot skeleton ladies, while Craig has falsies on his chest as the DJ at the party. 2014 Movie style rating intro brought to you by "HORSE®" (Secretariat) as Al Capone other personalities. S'MORES (spelled out), gram crackers with arms & legs on an island in front of the ocean. A chocolate bar with Dairy Queen logo on it & a marshmallow with only legs. Then E-MAIL (spelled out) joins them on the beach as well. Then Email has the letters for Tweets in their hands (A DQ Blizzard gets thrown in for good measures). At the very end of this jingle Craig & Geoff are seen eating DQ blizzards as if nothing was happening. 2015 4 different Craig characters are on the beach jumping onto their surf boards to ride the waves at the very end Craigetta is using the surfboard on land being pulled by an old car & she falls off onto the sand. (Created in 2008. Did not actually air until 2015) Production milestones Ferguson's first show as host was on January 3, 2005. For approximately the first