don't wear ties." Bad endings include the following: If John doesn't chase after Thresher in the parking lot, Thresher will seduce John, and they two will suddenly become a couple before the game tells the player that they should try again. If Jane accepts Thresher's offer of money, John is forced into marrying Amy and having 3 kids to please his mother, and Jane becomes a prostitute. If "Gimme Something Completely Different" is selected after Thresher is dealt with, Jane confesses to John that she is still a virgin and plans to become a nun, much to John's surprise. After failing to talk her out of it, John is forced to return home to have dinner with his mother, who arranges a shotgun wedding between him and Amy. Development Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was published by Fremont, California-based game company Kirin Entertainment, a subsidiary of Digital Stuff Inc. It was developed and produced by Michael Anderson. The musical score was provided by Martin Golnick and the Audio Micro music production library. Release The Windows version of the game was actually released before the 3DO version, but due to a limited number of copies being made it faded into obscurity. In 2017, a user, looking to test an old laptop, discovered the listing for the PC for the game, and after searching through WorldCat, discovered one copy at the Ball State University library. Through Reddit, users were able to obtain the game and made a version emulated through DOSBox for users to try, then later uploaded on the Internet Archive. In comparison to the 3DO version, the Windows version of the game features higher-quality audio than the 3DO version and uncensored cutscenes without the use of a code. Limited Run Games announced during E3 2021 that they would be porting the game to the Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5 and Microsoft Windows, with both digital and physical releases. It was announced to be released in 2022. As of 2023, there have been zero updates on a definitive release date for the title. Cast Edward J. Fasulo as John (credited as Edward J. Foster) Jeanne Basone as Jane Paul Bokor as Thresher Harry Armis as the Male Narrator and Jane's father Thyra Metz as Wilma, the Female Narrator Violetta Gevorkian as John's mother with Samantha Eggersoll providing her voice Danny Beyda Giovanni Cuarez Grant Swanson Daniel Taylor Soumaya Young Reception Though