Bores of Today Great Bores of Today was a long-running series in Private Eye. Each has a single frame, in which some immediately recognizable species of modern cultural bore is seen in his or her natural environs, haranguing bystanders, reporters, the viewer, or imagined listeners. Underneath is a lengthy chunk of the logorrhea that the bore utters distinguished in particular by the bland inconsistency of the bore's opinions. (The text is contributed by other Private Eye regulars.) The series has been resurrected in Richard Ingram's monthly magazine, The Oldie, with illustrations again by Heath. The Suits A series that appeared in The Spectator, lampooning the interchangeability and solemnity of men in their suits (or the utter helplessness of the normally besuited when temporarily deprived of their suits). The Regulars "The Regulars" ran in Private Eye; the "regulars" are Jeffrey Bernard and the other regular customers of the Coach & Horses pub in Soho. The cartoons were used in the play Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell. The Gays Another series in Private Eye, from the early 1980s. Style Victims Published in the London Sunday Times, this series makes fun of the conscious, and unconscious, style or fashion victims. (One frame shows a pair of sour-faced judges in ceremonial clothes and wigs, one grimly asking the other "What is a style victim?") Numero Uno A series that ran in Private Eye, "Numero Uno" makes fun of baseball-capped youth, with Walkman earphones permanently implanted in ears. The Outlaw A short lived strip set in the year 2000, where Michael Common is "the last person to smoke in England". Published in The Spectator. Partners Partnership and baby-rearing in the England of the 90s. Published in The Independent. Henry King A disturbingly precocious baby, permanently wearing a baseball cap. Published in The Spectator. Bibliography Collections of Heath's cartoons Private Eye Michael Heath. 1973. Book of Bores. London: Private Eye & André Deutsch, 1976. Michael Heath's Automata. London: A. P. Rushton, 1976. The Punch cartoons of Heath. Harrap, 1976. Love All? Michael Heath's Cartoons from the Guardian. London: Blond & Briggs, 1982. Private Eye's Bores 3. London: Private Eye, 1983. The Best of Heath. Newton Abbott: David & Charles, 1984. Welcome to America. London: Heinemann, 1985. Baby. London: Heinemann, 1988. The Complete Heath. London: John Murray, 1991. Heath's 90s. London: Hodder & Stoughton, 1997. Partial list of works illustrated by Heath Back with Parren, E. W. Hildick,