for her husband's wake, though later admitting that this was a mistake. Whilst on holiday with Lilian she insisted on sunbathing topless. However, in the photos Heidi questions why she is holding "two wizened yams". Lucy Wu A girl whose provocative dancing at the office party attracts Clint (despite the fact she was actually in anaphylaxis after accidentally eating a nut). She later has a pregnancy scare, and according to Heidi has already had at least one terminal illness. Martin Barry's boss who retires in episode one, only to collapse with a fatal stroke in Asda the day after his leaving party. According to Lilian and Sally he was something of an office groper, leaving Annie offended that he never tried anything with her. He is also revealed to be the source of a large amount of pornographic emails clogging the company email system. Despite despising golf he was bought as set of clubs to mark the end of his 37 years at the company. His widow is called Pat, who mistook his stroke as being the result of an exceptionally cold freezer at Asda. Ranjit Len's workshy boss. Despite being Head of Security, he frequently steals valuables from a clueless Len. Gerry Lyndop Gerry has a twitch. This developed after having to witness his wife being repeatedly mounted by a runaway horse. Keith Heidi's husband, whom she appears to worship, despite his obvious cruelty towards her, such as telling her he was leaving her as an April fool and only revealing the truth when she lies down in front of the car to stop him going. He is racist, sexist and homophobic, but none of this seems to put Heidi off. Shreela An obese woman dubbed "Shrinking Shreela" after she falls foul of one of Clint's botched repairs and ends up in a coma. Lilian comments on the irony, stating "all those years at Weight Watchers... she doesn't know she's finally thin". Episode guide Series 1 Christmas special Series 2 References External links The Smoking Room at British TV Comedy "Pantball" post-production script at BBC Writers Room Emma Kennedy's behind-the-scenes photos 2004 British television series debuts 2005 British television series endings 2000s British sitcoms BBC television sitcoms 2000s British LGBT-related comedy television series English-language television shows