Hero "Pretty Little Picture" – Pseudolus, Hero, and Philia "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid" – Senex, Pseudolus, Hysterium and Lycus "I'm Calm" – Hysterium "Impossible" – Senex and Hero "Bring Me My Bride" – Miles Gloriosus and Company Act II "That Dirty Old Man" – Domina "That'll Show Him" – Philia "Lovely" (reprise) – Pseudolus and Hysterium "Funeral Sequence" – Pseudolus, Miles Gloriosus and Company "Finale" – Pseudolus, Hero, Philia, Domina, Senex, Miles, Erronius, Hysterium, Soldiers, Lycus and Company Cut songs: "Love Is in the Air" – Prologus (Played by Senex) and Proteans (Originally intended as the opening number, replaced with "Comedy Tonight". It was later featured in the 1996 film The Birdcage, performed by Robin Williams and Christine Baranski.) "Invocation and Instructions to the Audience" (Another version of the opening number. Used in subsequent revues of Sondheim songs and was sung by Nathan Lane in the musical The Frogs.) "I Do Like You" – Pseudolus and Hysterium "There's Something About a War" – Miles "Echo Song" – Philia and Hero "Your Eyes Are Blue" – Hero "The Gaggle of Geese" – Erronius "What Do You Do With a Woman?" – Hero Notes: "Pretty Little Picture" is frequently dropped from productions, and one verse of "I'm Calm" is also often trimmed. A song for Domina entitled "Farewell" was added for the 1972 revival as she and Senex depart for the country. "Echo Song" was reinstated in the same revival. Awards and honors Original Broadway production 1972 Broadway revival 1996 Broadway revival . References Notes Bibliography "'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum' plot summary & character descriptions" from StageAgent.com "Plot and production information", guidetomusicaltheatre.com External links ''A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sondheim Guide A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at the Music Theatre International website 1962 musicals Broadway musicals West End musicals Musicals based on plays Plays set in ancient Rome Musicals by Stephen Sondheim American plays adapted into films Plays based on works by Plautus Musicals choreographed by Jerome Robbins Tony Award for Best Musical Musicals by Larry Gelbart