to deliver presents to Craig. They escape Hell on Santa's sled but are attacked by Charlie Rose. Santa uses the sled's runner to disembowel Charlie Rose and saves Peggy. Characters Todd Belluomo: The protagonist and "ugliest kid on earth”, or at least his parents think so. Todd is incorrigibly upbeat and sees the good in everything. As such, he is always trying to make friends, and it’s these efforts that tend to kick off the plots of each arc. It has never been established if the character is indeed “ugly” because he has never been shown without a paper bag over his head. Sandy Belluomo: Belinda Fairchild's secret daughter and Todd's adopted sister. Belinda originally had to disown her as a result of her commitment to scientology and paid Gus to pretend she's his daughter. Sandy has a bag over her head to hide her identity. She is sassy and spoiled, complementing Peggy's personality as the two get along well. Peggy Belluomo: Todd's mother. Described as “28 years old and looks 48, but thinks she looks 25. Tells everyone she’s 24. Looking for any opportunity to escape her current existence, honestly feels she deserves everything Jackie Kennedy had. Minus the Dallas thing.” Peggy’s quick to blame others for any problems that might creep into her life. Gus Bellumo: Todd’s father. Thinks "9/11 was a wake-up call, so he enlisted... a tattoo artist to give him some Army Ranger ink. “Otherwise the terrorists win!” He believes in God, country, and slip-and-fall lawsuits.” Belinda Fairchild: TV soap opera star and object of Gus' idolatry fandom. She makes a deal with Gus to adopt her secret daughter in exchange for giving him a monthly allowance. The Maniac Killer: An eccentric serial killer who targets children and enjoys Dominos pizza and watching Oprah. He tries to kill Todd in an alley but can't because he "only kills beautiful children" Chief Hargrave: The self inflated, egotistical police chief who is always looking for a fast track to fame. He wrongly imprisons Todd in the hope of becoming a celebrity. Eddie: (aka: Caesar) Based on real life convict and author Eddie Bunker, and Todd's fellow inmate in prison. He befriends Todd and helps confront another inmate that stole from him. The Marxman: A horribly disfigured demon hunter who wears Groucho Marx glasses. He masquerades as Gus' TV repair man in order to capture Charlie Rose and