statement is on a separate card. His voice is exaggeratedly slow and deliberate, hardly rising above a whisper. When talking, he moves his extended index and middle fingers up and down. An Independent, he first appeared on Weekend Update under the equal-time rule when John McCain hosted on October 19, 2002. Top o' the Morning Top o' the Morning, starring Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon, was about an Irish morning talk show that takes place at a bar with hosts William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam. Guests included Dan Aykroyd as Willam's father Patrick Fitzpatrick, and Senator John McCain as Frank McCourt. A recurring bit is where William will say something to Patrick to make him punch the wall. Example: William Fitzpatrick: So, Patrick.. your sister sure is stubborn, is she not? Patrick Fitzwilliam: And what do you mean by that? William Fitzpatrick: I had to ask her to take off her knickers four times before she did it! Patrick Fitzwilliam: (angry) That's my sister!! (Punches a hole in the wall) William Fitzpatrick: (impressed) Good. Well done. Debuted October 19, 2002. Z105 with Joey Mack A Jimmy Fallon sketch. Debuted November 2, 2002. Fallon plays Joey Mack, an obnoxious radio DJ who has special guests on his show, but almost never lets them talk on air because he is too preoccupied with his own comic voices. Baby K A Jeff Richards sketch. Debuted November 2, 2002. The Falconer "The Falconer" is a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch chronicling the adventures of former businessman Ken Mortimer (Will Forte), who left his job to become a hermit, living in the forest with his trusted pet falcon, Donald. The Falconer, who speaks in a loud, strident voice, routinely encounters trouble and sends his falcon to get help, who—in turn—often gets sidetracked along the way. One such adventure features Donald immersing himself in the modern society which Ken had rejected, wantonly indulging in every imaginable vice before returning to the forgiving Falconer. Another involves the death of Donald and Ken's quest to save his life through time travel. The original sketch is written and created by comedian Leo Allen. Episodes featuring The Falconer November 9, 2002 host: Nia Vardalos January 18, 2003 host: Ray Liotta May 3, 2003 host: Ashton Kutcher May 17, 2003 host: Dan Aykroyd November 15, 2003 host: Alec Baldwin November 20, 2004 host: Luke Wilson April 16, 2005 host: Tom Brady