carts and plastic bags from stores all across the land of Canada because she felt Canada was not as good as the great United States of America and did not deserve shopping carts and plastic bags in stores. All of her criminal career was based around the odd stealing of shopping carts and bags except for one time she got caught shoplifting at a Walmart, she was stealing deodorant because she felt that her roommate James F. Shrub was very stinky and pretty much gave her eyes the same effect that onions give the average human when they cut them. This led to a high speed chase down through the border of Canada into the great United States, she was successfully able to outrun them at first since Canadian Mounties only have horses and no cars, but the American police quickly brought her to justice and thus ended her sad fight to make the stinky James F. Shrub smell at least decent. It was after this that she decided she was going to reform her life and become a doctor. She specialized in geriatrics because she loved helping old people with long term constipation and suffering from fecal impaction. She now spends her days in New Mexico because she thought it would give her a new start due to the name and performs fecal de-impactions all day long for older people. According to a recent interview with her she feels that her life is very fulfilling and this is the career path she should have chosen to begin with. References Morning Glories