Porca vacca is a 1982 Italian war-comedy film written and directed by Pasquale Festa Campanile. The film was panned by critics. Plot During World War I Barbisetti, a mediocre artist also known as "Primo Baffo", tries to avoid the military service, but he doesn't succeed. During the war he meets two farmers, Tomo Secondo and Marianna, two scammers: the two manage to deceive the soldier many times, but eventually the three establish a friendship made of ups and downs. Cast Renato Pozzetto: Primo Malvisetti aka Primo Baffo Laura Antonelli: Marianna Aldo Maccione: Tomo Secondo Raymond Bussières: Uncle Nicola Raymond Pellegrin: The General Adriana Russo: The Ballet Dancer Massimo Sarchielli: The Captain Gino Pernice: The "Professor" Corrado Olmi: Ufficiale Medico Enzo Robutti: Captain Caimani del Piave Maurizio Mattioli: Soldier from Bologna See also List of Italian films of 1982 References External links 1982 films Italian war comedy films 1980s war comedy films Films directed by Pasquale Festa Campanile Italian World War I films Films scored by Ennio Morricone Films scored by Riz Ortolani 1982 comedy films 1980s Italian-language films 1980s Italian films