executive Griffin Schraeder's oldest son, hostage. Vrankovich warns them that if they find Movie 43, civilization will be destroyed. They ignore his claims and keep searching, eventually finding the real, one-and-only Movie 43, which turns out to be from the future. Showing Baxter as a profane commando, leading a group of recruits to survive after the world has ended. As Calvin finishes ruining Baxter's laptop, their mother enters, wearing the same shirt and shorts that the woman in the strip tease video wore, causing Calvin to have a mental breakdown, realizing he had masturbated to a video of his mother. Afterward, a deadly earthquake rumbles and mankind is lost. However, a few years later the only survivor, a crippled Calvin, finds Baxter's laptop still working despite the viruses. He watches the last remaining skits on the laptop. This version of the film was released in the U.S. as part of the Blu-ray Disc of Movie 43 as an unrated alternate cut of the film. Cast Mark L. Young as Calvin Cutler Adam Cagley as J.J. Devin Eash as Baxter Cutler Fisher Stevens as Vrankovich/Minotaur Tim Chou as Chinese Gangster #1 James Hsu as Chinese Gangster #2 Nate Hartley as Stevie Schraeder Liz Carey as Sitara Beth Littleford as Mrs. Cutler Segments The Catch Produced and directed by Peter Farrelly, written by Bill O'Malley, Rocky Russo, and Jeremy Sosenko Single businesswoman Beth goes on a blind date with Davis, the city's most eligible bachelor. When they arrive together at a restaurant, Beth is shocked when he removes his scarf, revealing a pair of testicles dangling from his neck. Over dinner, it confuses her that he fails to acknowledge his anatomical abnormality, and nobody seems to be surprised by it. When two friends of Davis come by, one of them convinces him to give Beth a kiss. Davis agrees, but when he kisses her on the forehead, his neck testicles are dangling near Beth's mouth, causing her to scream and break off the kiss. Cast Hugh Jackman as Davis Kate Winslet as Beth Roy Jenkins as Ray Rocky Russo as Waiter Jake Anna Madigan as Abby Julie Claire as Pam Katie Finneran as Angie Homeschooled Directed by Will Graham, written by Will Graham & Jack Kukoda Recently moved in, Sean and Clare have coffee with their new neighbors, Robert and Samantha who have a teenage son, Kevin, whom they home-school. They begin