for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children Inside Machines". Middleschool Date Directed by Elizabeth Banks, written by Elizabeth Wright Shapiro Nathan and Amanda are watching television after school at his house as their first "middle school" date. When they begin to kiss, his older brother Mikey enters the living room and makes fun of them. Amanda then discovers she is menstruating and tries to hide it. When Nathan sees blood on her pants, he panics and believes her to be bleeding to death. He causes a debacle, later including Nathan and Mikey's father Steve and Amanda's father. Amanda calls them out on their stupidity, embarrassed to know that she's getting her first period in front of them and they don't know what to do about it. When she leaves with her father, Nathan yells that the process of keeping the lining of her internal organs intact by inserting his erect phallus into her vagina is much too complicated and Mikey agrees. Steve cheers them up by farting in front of them. As Mikey goes to the bathroom, Nathan and Steve watch a game on television, which has a very graphic Tampax commercial in which a girl gets eaten by a shark due to her menstruating. Cast Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Mikey Chloë Grace Moretz as Amanda Jimmy Bennett as Nathan Patrick Warburton as Steve (Nathan and Mikey's father) Matt Walsh as Amanda's father Happy Birthday Directed by Brett Ratner, written by Jacob Fleisher Pete captures a leprechaun for his roommate, Brian, as a birthday present. Tying the leprechaun up in the basement, they demand he gives them a pot of gold. The obscene leprechaun threatens that his brother is coming to save him. When he arrives, Brian and Pete are shot at but ultimately kill both leprechauns. At the end of the segment, Pete reveals he has also caught a fairy who performs fellatio for gold coins. Cast Gerard Butler as Leprechaun #1, Leprechaun #2 Johnny Knoxville as Pete Seann William Scott as Brian Esti Ginzburg as Storybook fairy Truth or Dare Produced and directed by Peter Farrelly, written by Greg Pritikin Donald and Emily are on a date together at a Mexican restaurant. Tired of typical first dates, Emily challenges Donald to a game of truth or dare. She dares him to grab a man's buttocks, and he follows by daring her to blow out the birthday candles on a