Josh Shuman as Short man iBabe Directed by Steven Brill, written by Claes Kjellstrom & Jonas Wittenmark & Tobias Carlson and Rocky Russo & Jeremy Sosenko A developing company is having a meeting in their headquarters over their newly released product, the "iBabe", a life-sized, realistic replica of a nude woman which functions as an MP3 player. The boss listens to his various workers argue over the placement of a fan that was built into the genital region of the iBabe, which is cutting off the penises of teenage boys who attempt to have sex with them. The board members then agree to strongly emphasize the dangers of the product via its new commercials. Cast Richard Gere as Boss Kate Bosworth as Arlene Jack McBrayer as Brian Aasif Mandvi as Robert Darby Lynn Totten as Woman Marc Ambrose as Chappy Cathy Cliften as iBabe #1 Cherina Monteniques Scott as iBabe #2 Zach Lasry as Boy Super Hero Speed Dating Co-edited and directed by James Duffy and written by Will Carlough Robin and his cohort Batman are in Gotham City at a speed dating event seeking out a bomb threat by their nemesis Penguin. While Robin attempts to connect with various women through speed dating including Stacey, Lois Lane, and Supergirl, Batman encounters his ex Wonder Woman and attempts to stop Penguin from detonating Supergirl, who later turns out to be the Riddler in disguise, which Batman already knew and was screwing with Robin, who kissed "her" moments before Batman exposed the Riddler's ruse. Lois Lane tells Robin on their speed date that six months ago she broke up with Superman, who turns out to be a stalker/sexual predator by ejaculating on her bedroom window. Further playing with the popular discussion of Superman's sperm, like in the film Mallrats, Lois Lane reveals that he uses his semen as a hair gel to keep the spit curl consistent. Cast Justin Long as Robin Jason Sudeikis as Batman Uma Thurman as Lois Lane Bobby Cannavale as Superman Kristen Bell as Supergirl John Hodgman as The Penguin Leslie Bibb as Wonder Woman Will Carlough as Riddler Katrina Bowden as Stacey Machine Kids Written, co-edited, and directed by Jonathan van Tulleken A faux-Public service announcement about children stuck in machines and how adults' criticism of these particular machines affects the feelings of the children stuck inside them. This commercial was paid for by the "Society