his last request for Chad was to bring him marshmallows. He has not been seen since, although he did appear in "Chad Vader's Halloween Seance", one of the Babelgum videos. Damien Nightshayde (Ian Zander) – An emo-esque vampire-like man who was hired by Clint as the new stock boy. All female employees find him attractive, which annoys Chad. Damien is protective of various characters, frequently declaring that he will keep them from harm's way "until [his] heart stops beating". By doing so with Jeremy, he is killed by a Baby Cookie bomb when it detonated inside the Surveillance Assailant. His portrayer is the son of Robin Zander, from Cheap Trick. Baby Cookie (Voiced by Matt Sloan) – A cursed doll which Clint finds in a shop, and is bought by Hal. She is able to speak telepathically and give "special powers", like the ability to debone a chicken. Hal keeps her until Randy steals her. Cookie's influence corrupted Randy, who attempts an assassination on Chad Vader; Jimmy is slaughtered instead. Cookie partially regains his sanity and attempts to enslave him to her will, but failed until "Return of Clint", in which Clint is able to pressure him to join him in a struggle against Chad. Later, Hal confronts Randy in an attempt to liberate his "special baby friend". After defeating Randy, Hal takes her back with him. Randy, however, has several different Baby Cookie dolls in multiple lockers. She is the childhood doll of producer Courtney Collins. Baby Cookie was featured in a video parody of Bing Crosby and David Bowie's Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy. She also starred in her own unique "Baby Cookie's Got Answer." Champion J. Pepper (Matt Sloan) – The original owner of Empire Market and Clint's father. Although he and Clint look almost identical (since both are portrayed by Sloan) they have completely different personalities. Champion, unlike Clint, is kind-hearted and likes Chad, seeing him as a surrogate son (as stated in "The Improvised Episode"), implying that Champion and Clint have strained relationship. Champion states that when he was younger he had a personality similar to Maggie, but learned to "think with [his] heart more than [his] head". He wears a cowboy hat and speaks with a Texas accent, and is fond of introducing himself every time he enters a room, as it is a "new thing [he] is trying out". He sold the market