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Disenchanted Evenings A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide for Coping with the Male Species By Barb Ewing and Maria Sude First Edition
A Chance Press Book
http://chancepress.bizland.com Published by Universal Publishers/
www.uPUBLISH.com, USA 2000
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Disenchanted Evenings A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide for Coping With the Male Species By Barb Ewing and Maria Sude Edited by Katina Z. Jones
Cover Design and book layout by Ihor Gernaga of Third I Graphic Design First Edition A Chance Press Book
Published by Universal Publishers/
www.uPUBLISH.com, USA 2000
ISBN: 1-58112-753-7
www.upublish.com/books/sude.htm All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechani-cal, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system without written permission from the authors, except for the inclusion of brief quotations in a review.
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To all the men disguised as princes who turned out to be frogs.
Thanks for making this book possible.
We hope you make us rich enough to forget you!
--- Barb and Maria
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Foreword
I have no doubt that Divine Providence brought us together.
When Maria and I first met at a business briefing in January 1997, at the home of my former sister-in-law, somehow I just knew we shared a common denominator.
First impressions definitely are lasting ones. Maria and I soon became the best of friends and traveled together often on business. What a formidable team we were---she, the "Beautiful Brunette" and I, the "Blonde Bombshell." Ha!
It was on one of our journeys to Detroit that the idea for this book was born. We had exchanged stories of our own, along with stories we had heard from our girlfriends, of some frustrat-ing and disappointing behaviors and other strange quirks of men we had all either dated, married or divorced. It seemed as though our friends had experienced many of the same trials and tribulations that we had.
In the middle of rush-hour traffic on Interstate 75, I said, "You know, Maria, we should write a book." I quickly glanced her way and could already see the wheels spinning in her head. "Let's do it!" she said.
To our amazement and delight, the book evolved from a few short quips and anecdotal excerpts into the finished product you are now holding in your hands. Through synchronicity and at the suggestion of a dear friend, we connected with our editor, Katina Jones of Chance Press, and our printer, upublish.com. Katina took disenchanted layout 2--29--00 7:31 AM Page a5
the notes of our book from an embryonic idea into organized, polished, humorous reality. She quickly embraced the tongue-in-cheek, wry humor that prevails throughout this book, recognizing the "girlfriend-to-girlfriend" bond and support this book offers.
We were ecstatic! Finally, Disenchanted Evenings (which is the flip side of "Some Enchanted Evening," to be sure) was born. We are delighted to share the dating and mating disasters that naturally occur when you've accidentally chosen a frog and not a prince.
We would especially like to acknowledge and thank our friends for their input and loving support of this project. Without your disaster stories, jokes, tips and anecdotes, this survival guide would not have been possible.
I suppose we should also acknowledge the would-be princes we've known to be frogs at heart. It is because of your antics and unbelievable behavior that this book even entered our minds.
Finally, we hope that as you read the following pages that you come to the same realization that we did: Men truly are from Mars. May the essence of our Sisterhood serve to sustain us all as we experience our wild ride on this beautiful, otherwise serene planet of Venus.
Barb Ewing and Maria Sude
January 2000
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Contents
Foreword
Afterword
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they can irritate the E
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Men are like horoscopes: e
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They always tell you what to do and are ch in
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usually wrong.
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Men are like plungers: g
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ten
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They spend most of their lives in a hard-e h
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in
ware store or the bathroom.
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Men are like cement: e
n
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After getting laid, they take a long time to ch in
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get hard.
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How are men like lawn-mowers?
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d
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a
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They are hard to get started, emit foul e h
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Why do men find it difficult to e n
n
a
i
h
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c
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s
make eye contact?
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Breasts don't have eyes.
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men and government bonds?
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Bonds mature.
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Why are men like tile floors?
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c
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If you lay them right the first time, you can ch in
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walk all over them for years.
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How many men does it take to g en
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ch
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a
change a toilet paper roll?
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d
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ten
E
a
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h
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cn
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We don't know; it hasn't happened yet!
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You never know when he's coming, how ch in
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many inches you'll get or how long it i h
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will last.
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What should you give a man g en
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a
who's got everything?
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ten
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h
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Try a woman who will show him how to D
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How does a man show he's e
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men are married.
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as a good man!
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tracked down a "good old boys' club"
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men pledge:
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placed, I'll miss a whole show looking for hc n
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it---though I may be able to survive by s is
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holding a calculator."
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the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes e n
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hanger and ignore my woman's suggestions e n
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that we call a road service until long after D
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say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix E
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these things, but now with all these comi h
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puters and everything, I wouldn't know D
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where to start.' We will then drink beer."
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"Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold, or g en
inn
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believe in my mind that I am sick, I will t d
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need someone to bring me soup and take h n
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care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
s
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won't return the favor and will, in fact, v a
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ignore my woman's need for attention is s
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during her so-called illness or simply tell c n
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her to 'get over it.'"
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n
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to purchase basic groceries such as milk or D
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bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic h in
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these things are one and the same. Also, I g n
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will never, ever, under ANY circumstances s n
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buy any feminine hygiene product for my e E
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woman. It's bad enough I have to live with i h
n
c
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PMS."
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cost me twice as much once the repair s is
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person shows up and has to put it all back a vE
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lost---and, no, I won't think we should D
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stop and ask someone for directions. How h in
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the heck will some stranger know where d E
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systems will be standard on all cars and s n
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long as I shall remain a man."
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Question:
What is the difference
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between men and women?
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Answer:
A woman wants one man to
s
is
g
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inn
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a
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satisfy her every need.
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ten
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A man wants every woman
e
hc
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to satisfy his one need.
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Question:
What's the best way to kill
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n
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a
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c
g
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s
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a man?
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Answer:
Put a naked blonde and a
te
v
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en
a
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c
g
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six-pack of beer in front of
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him, then tell him he can
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ch
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only have ONE.
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Question:
How does a man keep
g
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ch
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a
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n
his youth?
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d
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ten
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cn
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Answer:
By giving her money,
s
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g
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inn
ch
e
a
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diamonds and luxury cars.
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d
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ten
Ev
a
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Question:
Why do men like BMWs?
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a
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Answer:
They can spell it.
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Question:
Why would women be bet---
g
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inn
ch
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a
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ter off if men treated them
t
d
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ten
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a
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like cars?
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Answer:
At least then they would get
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ten
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a little attention every six
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months or 10,000 miles---
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whichever came first.
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Question:
Why do men whistle when
e
n
n
a
i
h
n
c
g
n
s
e
they're sitting on the toilet?
D
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Answer:
Because it helps them
te
v
n
en
a
i
h
n
c
g
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remember which end they
s
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D
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need to wipe.
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Question:
How do you keep your hus---
g
en
inn
ch
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a
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n
band from reading your
t
d
ed
ten
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a
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e-mail?
h
n
cn
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Answer:
Rename the mail folder
E
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d
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ten
Ev
a
"Instruction Manuals."
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Question:
What's the difference
e
n
n
a
i
h
n
c
g
n
s
e
between a man and E.T.?
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Answer:
E.T. phoned home.
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Question:
Why is food better than
g
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inn
ch
ev
a
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n
a man?
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d
ed
ten
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a
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cn
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D
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Answer:
Because you don't have to
s
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g
en
inn
ch
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a
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wait an hour for seconds.
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d
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ten
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a
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Become well-versed in sports jargon.
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Always check your credit card statement g en
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