
Mussolini And The Axeman's Jazz
POPPY Z. BRITS WAS BORN in I967, in New Orleans, where she currently lives with her husband Christopher, a chef and food writer.
She has worked as an artist's model, a mouse caretaker, a stripper and (since I99I) a full-time writer. She has published three novels to date, Lost Souls, Drawing Blood and Exquisite Corpse. Her short stories and articles have appeared in numerous periodicals, including Rage, Spin and The Village Voice, and her fiction has been collected in Wormwood (aka Swamp Foetus).
She is also the editor of the anthologies Love in Vein and Love in Vein II and her most recent project is the biography Courtney Love; The Real Story, published by Simon & Schuster in America and Orion in Britain. About the following story, the author reveals: "It was written for a White Wolf anthology and had to include one or more of their gaming creatures (Wraiths, Mages, Vampires, and Werewolves). Since Harlan Ellison's story in a previous volume had only a sort of green mist oozing in at the end, I figured I could interpret pretty broadly. I began with the true story of New Orleans' only known serial killer, threw in some conspiracy theory, and went from there . . ."
SARAJEVO, I9I4
TONE TURRETS AND crenelated columns loomed on either side of the Archduke's motorcade. The crowd parted before the open carriages, an indistinct blur of faces. Francis Ferdinand swallowed some of the unease that had been plaguing him all day: a bitter bile, a constant burn at the back of his throat.
It was his fourteenth wedding anniversary. Sophie sat beside him, a bouquet of scarlet roses at her bosom. These Serbs and Croats were a friendly crowd; as the heir apparent of Austria-Hungary, Francis Ferdinand stood to give them an equal voice in his empire. Besides, Sophie was a Slav, the daughter of a noble Czech family. Surely his marriage to a northern Slav had earned him the sympathy of these southern ones.
Yet the Archduke could not divest himself of the notion that there was a menacing edge to the throng. The occasional vivid detail - a sobbing baby, a flower tucked behind the ear of a beautiful woman - was lost before his eyes could fully register it. He glanced at Sophie. In the summer heat he could smell her sweat mingling with the eau de parfum she had dabbed on this morning.
She met his gaze and smiled faintly. Beneath her veil, her sweet face shone with perspiration. Back in Vienna, Sophie was snubbed by his court because she had been a lady-in-waiting when she met the Archduke, little better than a servant in their eyes. Francis Ferdinand's uncle, the old Emperor Francis Joseph, forbade the marriage. When the couple married anyway, Sophie was ostracized in a hundred ways. Francis Ferdinand knew it was sometimes a painful life for her, but she remained a steadfast wife, an exemplary mother.
For this reason he had brought her on the trip to Sarajevo. It was a routine army inspection for him, but for her it was a chance to be treated with the royal honours she deserved. On this anniversary of their blessed union, Sophie would endure no subtle slights, no calculated cruelties.
The Archduke had never loved another human being. His parents were hazy memories, his uncle a shambling old man whose time had come and gone. Even his three children brought him more distraction than joy. The first time he laid eyes on Sophie, he discerned in her an empathy such as he had never seen before. Her features, her mannerisms, her soft ample body - all bespoke a comfort Francis Ferdinand had never formerly craved, but suddenly could not live without.
The four cars approached the Cumuria Bridge. A pail of humidity hung over the water. The Archduke felt his skin steaming inside his heavy uniform, and his uneasiness intensified. He knew how defenceless they must look in the raised carriage, in the Serbian sun, the green feathers on his helmet drooping, Sophie's red roses beginning to wilt.
As they passed over the bridge, he saw an object arc out of the crowd and come hurtling toward him. In an instant his eye marked it as a crude hand bomb.
Francis Ferdinand raised his arm to protect Sophie and felt hot metal graze his flesh.
Gavrilo Princip's pistol left a smell on his palm like greasy coins, metallic and sour. It was a cheap thing from Belgium, as likely to blow his hand off as anything else. Still, it was all Gave had, and he was the only one left to murder the villainous fool whose good intentions would crush Serbia.
He had known the other six would fail him. They were a young and earnest lot, always ready to sing the praises of a Greater Serbia, but reluctant to look a man in the face and kill him. They spoke of the sanctity of human life, a shortsighted sentiment in Gavrilo's opinion. Human life was a fleeting thing, an expendable thing. The glory of a nation could endure through the ages. What his comrades failed to fully comprehend was that it must be oiled with human blood.
He raked his dirty hair back from his face and stared along the motorcade route. It looked as if the cars were finally coming. He took a deep breath. As the wet, sooty-air entered his lungs, Gavrilo was seized with a racking cough that lasted a full minute. He had no handkerchief, so he cupped his hand over his mouth. When he pulled it away, his fingers were speckled with fresh blood: He and his six comrades were all tubercular, and none of them expected to live past thirty. The fevers, the lassitude, the night sweats, the constant tickling itch deep in the chest all these made the cyanide capsules they carried in their pockets a source of comfort rather than of dread.
Now the task was left to him. Mohammed and Nedjelko, the first two along the route, were carrying hand bombs. One of them had heaved his bomb - Gavrilo had seen it go flying - but the motorcade had continued toward City Hall with no apparent damage. His comrades between Cumuria Bridge and City Hall Vasco, Cvijetko, Danilo, Trio - had done nothing.
The Archduke's carriage moved slowly through the crowd, then braked and came to a standstill less than five feet from Gavrilo. This struck him as nothing short of a miracle, God telling him to murder the villains for the glory of Serbia.
He fired twice. The pistol did not blow his hand off. He saw Countess Sophie sag against her husband, saw blood on the Archduke's neck. The deed was done as well as he could do it. Gavrilo turned the pistol on himself, but before he could fire, it was knocked out of his hand. The crowd surged over him.
Gavrilo got his hand into his pocket, found the cyanide capsule and brought it to his mouth. Hundreds of hands were rippling at him, pummelling him. His teeth cracked the capsule open. The foul taste of bitter almonds flooded his mouth. He retched, swallowed, vomited, convulsed. The crowd would surely pull him to pieces. He felt his guts unmooring, his bones coming loose from their sockets, and still he could not die.
Sophie stood on the steps of City Hall between her husband and Fehim Effendi Curcic, the burgomaster of Sarajevo. Though Sophie and several of her attendants were bleeding from superficial cuts caused by splinters of the bomb casing, and twelve spectators had been taken to hospital, Curcic obviously had no idea that the motorcade had come close to being blown up. He was surveying the crowd, a pleased look on his fat face. "Our hearts are filled with happiness -." he began.
Francis Ferdinand was white with anger. He grabbed the burgomaster's arm and shouted into his face. "One comes here for a visit and is received with bombs! Mr. Mayor, what do you say?"
Curcic still didn't understand. He smiled blandly at the Archduke and launched into his welcome speech again. The Archduke let him continue this time, looking disgusted. Never once did Curcic mention the bombing attempt.
Sophie gripped her husband's hand. She could see Francis Ferdinand gradually pulling himself together. He was a man of inflexible opinions and sudden rages, painfully thin-skinned, capable of holding a grudge for eternity. He was like a spoiled child, bragging that he had shot five thousand stags, darkly hinting that he had brought down as many political enemies. But Sophie loved him. Not even her children fulfilled her vast need to be needed. This man did.
There was a delay while Francis Ferdinand sent a wire to the Emperor, who would have heard about the bomb. The Army wanted to continue with the day's events, but the Archduke insisted upon first visiting the wounded spectators in the hospital.
He turned to Sophie. "You must not come, The risk is too great; there could be another attack."
Fear clutched at her heart: of dying, of losing him. "No, I must go with you," she told him, and Francis Ferdinand did not argue. When they entered their carriage again, Oskar Potiorek, the military governor, climbed in with them. His presence made Sophie feel a little safer.
The motorcade rolled back through the thronged streets. When they turned a corner, Sophie saw a sign marking Francis Joseph Street. Just as she noticed this, Potiorek sat up straighter and cried, "What's this? We've taken the wrong way!"
The driver braked. The motorcade ground to a halt. Sophie felt something graze the top of her head, a sharp stinging scion. The Archduke's head snapped to one side. At the same time, Sophie felt something like a white-hot-fist punch into her belly.
Through a haze of agony she reached for her husband. He leaned toward her, and a torrent of blood gushed from his mouth. She crumpled into his lap. Attendants swarmed around them, asked Francis Ferdinand if he was suffering. The last thing Sophie heard was her husband replying in a wet whisper, "It is nothing . . . it is nothing."
They were both dead before the sun band reached its apex in the blazing sky.
NEW ORLEANS, I9I8
New Orleans is commonly thought of as a French and Spanish town. "Creole", a word now used to describe rich food of a certain seasoning and humane of a certain shade, first referred to the inevitable mixture of French and Spanish blood that began appearing several years after the city's founding. The buildings of the Vieux carre were certainly shaped and adorned by the ancestry of their builders: the Spanish courtyards and ironwork; the French cottages with their carved wooden shutters and pastel paint, the wholly European edifice of St Louis Cathedral.
But, block by sagging block, the Vieux carre was abandoned by these upwardly mobile people. By the turn of the century it had become a slum: A wave of Sicilian immigrants moved in. Many of them opened groceries, imported and sold the necessities. of life. Some were honest businessmen, some were criminals; nurse made no such clear distinction. The onorata societa offered them a certain amount of protection from the hoodlums who roamed the French Quarter. Naturally they required a payment for this service, and if a man found himself in a position to do them a favour - legal or otherwise - he had no choice but to oblige.
The Italians gradually branched out of the Quarter into every part of the city, and New Orleans became as fully an Italian town as a French or Spanish one.
Joseph D'Antonio, formerly Detective of the New Orleans Police Department, had been drinking on the balcony of his second-storey hovel since late this afternoon. Bittersweet red wine, one bottle before the sun went down, another two since. His cells soaked it up like bread.
Two weeks in, this hot and sticky May portended a hellish summer. Even late at night, his balcony was the only place he could catch an occasional breath of air, usually tinged with the fetor of the Basin Canal nearby. Most nights, he had to force himself not to pass out here. These days, few things in his life were worse than waking up with a red wine hangover and the morning sun in his eyes.
D'Antonio was forty-three. The circumstances of his early retirement had been as randomly cruel as the violence that presaged it. A crazed beat cop named Mullen walked: into headquarters one afternoon and gunned down Chief Inspector Jimmy Reynolds. In the confusion that followed, an innocent captain also named Mullen was shot dead. Someone had come charging in and asked what happened, and someone else was heard to yell, "Mullen killed Reynolds!"
The yeller was Joe D'Antonio. Unfortunately, the dead Mullen had been widely known to harbour a strong dislike for Italians in general and D'Antonio in particular. No one accused him directly, but everyone wondered. His life became a hell of suspicious looks and nasty innuendo. Six months later, the new chief persuaded him to take early retirement.
D'Antonio leaned on the rickety railing and stared at the empty street: Until last year he had lived on the fringes of Storyville, the red light district. In the confusion of wartime patriotism, somebody had decided Storyville was a bad influence on Navy boys, and all the whorehouses were shut down. Now the buildings were dark and shabby, broken windows covered with boards or gapes like hungry mouths, lacework balconies sagging, opulent fixtures sold away or crumbling to dust.
D'Antonio could live without the whores, though some of them had been good enough gals. But he missed the music that had drifted up from Storyville every night, often drawing him out to some smoky little dive where he could drink and jazz away the hours till dawn. Players like Jelly Roll Morton, King Oliver, and some new kid named Armstrong kept him sane throughout the bad months just after he left the force. He got to know some of the musicians, smoked reefer with them from time to time, warned them when undercover presence indicated a bust might be imminent.
Now they were gone. There were still jazz clubs in the city, but many of the players D'Antonio knew had moved to Chicago when Storyville closed down. They could record in Chicago, make money. And in Chicago they didn't have to sleep, drink, eat, and piss according to signs posted by white men.
Pissing sounded like a fine idea. He stood, steadied himself on the railing, and walked inside. The place had none of this modern indoor plumbing, and the odour of the slop jar filled the two airless rooms. Still, he'd never stooped so low as to piss off the balcony as some of his neighbours did, at least not that he could remember.
D'Antonio unbuttoned his fly and aimed into the jar. Behind him, the shutters on the French doors slammed shut with a report loud as a double-barrelled gun in the airless night. His hand jerked. Urine sprayed the dingy wall: When he'd finished pissing and cursing the freak wind, he wiped the wall-with a dirty sock, then went back to the balcony doors. It was too hot in here with the shutters closed, and too dark. D'Antonio pushed them open again.
There was a man standing on the balcony, and the shutters passed right through him.
Francis Ferdinand scowled in annoyance. The first flesh-and-blood creature he'd met since his inglorious exit from this plane, and of course the fellow had to be stinking drunk.
Perhaps his drunkenness would make Francis Ferdinand's job easier. Who could know? When one had to put himself together from whatever stray wisps of ectoplasm lie could snatch out of the ether, it became increasingly difficult to fathom the minds of living men and women.
Joseph D'Antonio had a shock of black hair streaked with silver and a pale complexion that had gone florid from the wine. His dark eyes were comically wide, seeming to start from their sockets. "Hell, man, you're a ghost! You're a goddamned ghost, ain'tcha?"
English had never been one of his better languages, but Francis Ferdinand was able to understand D'Antonio perfectly. Even the drunken slur and the slight accent did not hinder him. He winced at the term. "A wraith, sir, if you please."
D'Antonio waved a dismissive hand. The resulting current of air nearly wafted the Archduke off the balcony. "Wraith, ghost, whatever. S'all the same to me. Means I'll be goin' headfirst off that balcony if I don't get to bed soon. By accident, or on purpose? I dunno . . ."
Francis Ferdinand realized he would have to speak his piece at once, before the man slipped into maudlin incoherence. "Mr D'Antonio, I do not come to you entirely by choice. You might say I have been despatched. .I died in the service of my country. I saw my beloved wife die, and pass into the Beyond. Yet I remain trapped in a sort of half-life. To follow her, I must do one more thing, and I must request your help."
Francis Ferdinand paused, but D'Antonio remained silent. His eyes were alert, his aspect somewhat more sober than before.
"I must kill a man," the Archduke said at last.
D'Antonio's face twitched. Then he burst into sudden laughter. "That's a good one! You gotta kill somebody, but you can't, 'cause you're a goddamn ghost!"
"Please, sir, I am a wraith! There are class structures involved here!"
"Sure. Whatever. Well, sorry, Duke. I handed over my gun when I left the force. Can't help you."
"You addressed me as `Duke' just now, Mr D'Antonio."
"Yeah, so? You're the Archduke, ain'tcha? The one who got shot at the beginning of the war?"
Francis Ferdinand was stunned. He had expected to have to explain everything to the man: his own useless assassination; the ensuing bedlam into which Europe had tumbled, country after country; the dubious relevance of these events to others in New Orleans. He was glad to discover that, at least in one respect, he had underestimated D'Antonio.
"Yeah, I know who you are. I might look like an ignorant wop, but I read the papers. Besides, there's a big old bullet hole in your neck."
Startled, the Archduke quickly patched the wound.
"Then, sir, that is one less thing I must, explain to you. You have undoubtedly heard that I was murdered by Serbs. This is the first lie. I was murdered by Sicilians."
"But the men they caught -"
"Were Serbs, yes. They were also dupes. The plot was set in motion by your countrymen; specifically, by a man called Cagliostro. Perhaps you've heard of him."
"Some kind of magician?"
"A mage, yes. Also a doctor, a swindler, a forger, and a murderer. He is more than a century old, yet retains the appearance of a man of thirty. A wicked, dangerous man.
"He was born Giuseppe Balsamo in Palermo, I743. By the time he began his scourge of Europe, he had dubbed himself Cagliostro, an old family name. He travelled the continent selling charms, potions, elixirs of youth. Some of these may have been genuine, as he himself ceased to age at this time.
"He also became a Freemason. Are you familiar with them as well?"
"Not particularly."
"They are a group of powerful mages hell-bent on controlling the world. They erect heathen temples in which they worship themselves and their accomplishments. Cagliostro formed his own `Egyptian Order' and claimed to be thousands of years old already, reminiscing about his dalliances with Christ and various Pharaohs. It was power he sought, of course, though he claimed to work only for the `Brotherhood of Man'.
"At the peak of his European success, he became entangled in the famous scandal of Marie Antoinette's diamond necklace. It nearly brought him down. He was locked in the Bastille, then forced to leave Paris in disgrace. He wandered back through the European cities that had once welcomed him, finding scant comfort. It has been rumoured that he died in a dungeon in Rome, imprisoned for practices offensive to the Christian church.
"This is not so. His Masonic `brothers' failed him for a time, but ultimately they removed him from the dungeon, whisked him out from under the noses of the French revolutionary armies who wished to make him a hero, and smuggled him off to Egypt.
"The practices he perfected there are unspeakable.
"Fifty years later, still appearing a young and vital man, he returned to Italy. He spent the next half century assembling a new `Egyptian Order' of the most brilliant men he could find. With a select few, he shared his elixirs.
"Just after the turn of the century, he met a young journalist named Benito Mussolini, who called himself an `apostle of violence' but had no direction. Cagliostro has guided Mussolini's career since then. In I9I5, Mussolini's newspaper helped urge Italy into war."
D'Antonio started violently. "Aw, come on! You're not gonna tell me these Egyptian-Dago-Freemasons started the war."
"Sir, that is exactly what I am going to tell you. They also ordered my wife's death, and my own, and that of my empire."
"Why in hell would they do that?"
"I cannot tell you. They are evil men. My uncle, the Emperor Francis Joseph, discovered all this inadvertently. He was a cowardly old fool who would have been afraid to tell anyone. Nevertheless, they hounded him into-virtual retirement, where he died."
"And told you all this?"
"He had no one else to talk to. Nor did I"
"Where's your wife?"
"Sophie was not required to linger here. We were."
"Why?"
"I cannot tell you."
"You keep saying that. Does it mean you don't know, or you aren't allowed to tell me?"
Francis Ferdinand paused. After a moment, D'Antonio nodded. "I see how it is. So I'm supposed to dance for you like Mussolini does for Cagliostro?"
The Archduke did not understand the question. He waited to
to see if D'Antonio would rephrase it, but the man remained silent. Finally Francis Ferdinand said, "Cagliostro still controls Mussolini, and means to shape him into the most vicious ruler Europe has ever known. But Cagliostro is no longer in Italy. He is here in New Orleans."
"Oh-ho. And you want me to kill him for you, is that it?"
"Yes, but I haven't finished. Cagliostro is in New Orleans - but we don't know who be is."
"We? Who's we?"
"Myself, my uncle."
"No one else?"
"No one else you would care to know about, sir."
D'Antonio sagged in his chair. "Yeah, well; forget it. I'm not killin' anybody. Find some other poor dupe."
"Are you certain, Mr D'Antonio?"
"Very certain:" "Very well."
Francis Ferdinand drifted backward through the balcony railing and vanished in midair.
"Wait!"
D'Antonio was halfway out of his chair by the time he realized the wraith was gone. He sank back, his brain seasick in his skull, from all the tally of mages and murders, elixirs and dungeons, and the famous scandal of Marie Antoinette's diamond necklace whatever the hell that was.
"Why me?" he murmured into the hot night. But the night made no reply.
Cagliostro stood behind his counter and waited on the last customer of the day, an old lady buying half a pound of salt cod. When she had gone, he locked the door and had his supper: a small loaf of bread, a thick wedge of provolone, a few olives chopped with garlic. He no longer ate the flesh of creatures, though he must sell it to maintain the appearance of a proper Italian grocery.
Above his head hung glossy loops of sausage and salami, rafters of -.wind-dried ham and pancetta, luminous globes of eaciocavallo cheese. In the glass case were pots of creamy ricotta; stuffed artichokes, orbs of mozzarella in milk, bowls of shining olives and capers, preserved in brine. On the wooden shelves were jars of candied fruit, almonds, pine nuts, aniseed, and a rainbow of assorted sweets. There were tall wheels of parmesan coated in funereal black wax, cruets of olive oil and vinegar, pickled cucumbers and mushrooms, flat tins containing anchovies, calamari, octopus. Enormous burlap sacks of red beans, fava beans, chickpeas, rice, couscous, and coffee threatened to spill their bounty onto the spotless tile floor. Pastas of every shape, size, and colour were arranged in an elaborate display of bins facing the counter.
The aroma of the place was a balm to Cagliostro's ancient soul. He carried the world's weight on his back every day; he had pledged his very life to the furthering of the Brotherhood of Man; still, that did not mean he could shirk small duties. He fed the families of his neighbourhood. When they could not pay, he fed them on credit, and when there was no hope of recovering the credit, he fed them for free.
He had caused death, to be sure. He had caused the deaths of the Archduke and his wife for several reasons, most importantly the malignant forces that hung over Europe like black clouds heavy with rain. Such a rain could mean the death of millions, hundreds of millions. The longer it was allowed to stagnate, the more virulent it would grow. It had needed some spark to release it, some event whose full significance was hidden at first, then gradually revealed. The assassination in Sarajevo had that event, easy enough to arrange by providing the dim-witted Serbian anarchists with encouragement and weapons.
His name was synonymous with elaborate deception, and not undeservedly so. But some of his talents were genuine. In his cards and scrying-bowl Cagliostro could read the future, and the future looked very dark.
He, of course, would change all that.
This war was nearly over. It had drained some of the poison from those low-hanging clouds, allowed Europe to shatter and purge itself. But it had not purged enough; there would be another great war inside of two decades. In that one, his boy Benito would send thousands of innocent men to their useless deaths. But that was not as bad as what could be.
Though he had never killed a man with his own hands, Cagliostro bitterly felt the loss of the human beings who died as a result of his machinations. They were his brothers and sisters; he mourned each one as he would a lovely temple he had never seen, upon hearing it had been demolished. He could not accept that their sacrifice was a natural thing, but he had come to understand that it was necessary.
Mussolini was more than a puppet; he was a powerful orator and propagandist who would learn to yank his followers in any direction that pleased him. But he was unbalanced, ultimately no better than a fool, ignorant of the Mysteries; incapable of seeing them when a few of the topmost veils were pulled aside. He would make an excellent pawn, and he would die believing he had engineered his own destiny.
The only reason he could be allowed into power was to prevent something far worse.
Cagliostro had seen another European tyrant in his cards and his bowl, a man who made Mussolini look like a painted tin soldier. Mussolini was motivated exclusively by power, and that was bad enough; but this other creature was a bottomless well of hatred. Given the chance, he would saturate all creation with his vitriol. Millions would die like vermin, and their corpses would choke the world. The scrying-water had shown terrifying factories built especially for disposal of the dead, ovens hot enough to reduce bone to ash, black smokestacks belching greasy smoke into a charred orange sky.
Caghostro did not yet know this tyrant's precise identity, but he believed that the man would come from Austria and rule Germany. Two more good reasons for the Archduke's death: Francis Ferdinand would have made a powerful ally for such a man Cagliostro did not think he could altogether stop this tyrant. He had not foreseen it in time; he had been occupied with other matters. It was always thus when a man wished to save the world: he never knew where to look first, let alone where to begin.
Still, he believed he could stop the tyrant short of global domination, and he believed Mussolini was his key. Members of the Order in Italy were grooming him for Prime Minister. The tide would unlock every door in Europe. If they could arrange for Mussolini to become the tyrant's ally, perhaps they could also ensure that Mussolini would in some way cause the tyrant's downfall.
Cagliostro finished his simple supper, collected the day's receipts, and turned off the lights. In the half-darkness he felt his way back to the small living quarters behind-the store, where he sat up reading obscure volumes and writing long letters in a florid hand until nearly dawn. Over the past century, he had learned to thrive on very little sleep.
D'Antonio was sitting up in bed, back propped against the wooden headboard, bare legs sprawled atop the sweat rumpled coverlet, bottle nestled between his thighs. The Archduke appeared near the sink. D'Antonio jumped, slopped wine onto the coverlet, cursed. "You gotta make me stain something every time you show up?"
"You need have no fear of me."
"No, you just want me to murder somebody for you. Why should that scare me?"
"It should not, sir. What should scare you is the prospect of a world ruled by Cagliostro and his Order."
"That guy again. Find him yet?"
"We know he came to New Orleans before I9I0. We know he is living as an Italian grocer. But he has covered his tracks so successfully that we cannot determine his preccise identity. We have a number of candidates."
"That's good."
D'Antonio nodded, pretended to look thoughtful. "So you just gonna kill all of 'em, or what?"
"I cannot kill anyone, sir. I cannot even lift a handkerchief. That is why I require your help."
"I thought I told you last time, Duke. My services are unavailable. Now kindly fuck off."
"I feared you would say that. You will not change your mind?"
"Not a chance."
"Very well."
D'Antonio expected the wraith to vanish as it had last time. Instead, Francis Ferdinand seemed to break apart before his eyes: The face dissolved into a blur, the fingers elongated into smoke swirls; then there was only a man-shaped shimmer of gossamer strands where the Archduke had been.
When D'Antonio breathed in, they all came rushing toward him.
He felt clammy filaments sliding up his nose, into his mouth, into the lubricated crevices of his eyesockets. They filled his lungs, his stomach; he felt exploratory tendrils venturing into his intestines. A profound nausea gripped him. It was like being devoured alive by grave-worms. The wraith's consciousness was saturating his own, blotting him .out like ink spilled on a letter.
"I offered you the chance to act of your own free with" Francis Ferdinand said. The voice was a hideous papery whisper inside his skull now. "Since you declined, I am given no choice bur to help you along."
Joseph Maggio awoke to the sound of his wife choking on her own blood. Great hot spurts of it bathed his face. A tall figure stood by the bed, instrument of death in his upraised hand. Maggio recognized it as the axe from his own back yard woodpile, gleaming with fresh gore. It fell again with a sound like a cleaver going into a beef neckbone, and his wife was silent.
Maggio struggled to sit up as the killer circled to his side of the bed. He did not recognize the man. For a moment their eyes locked, and Maggio thought, That man is already dead.
"Cagliostro?"
It was a raspy whisper, possibly German accented, though the man looked Italian. Wildly, Maggio shook his head. "No, no sir, my name's Joseph Maggio, I just run a little grocery and I never heard of no Cagli-whoever . . . oh Jesus-Mary-and-Joseph please don't hit me with that thing." The blade glittered in a deadly arc. Maggio sprawled halfway off the bed, blinded by a sudden wash of his own blood. The axe fell again and he heard his own skull crunching, felt blade squeak against bone as the killer wrenched it out. Another searing cut, then another, until a merciful blow severed his jugular and he died in a red haze.
It was found that the killer had gained access to the Maggios' home by chiselling out a panel in the back door. The chisel had belonged to Joseph Maggio, as had the axe, which was found in a pool of Wood on the steps. People all over New Orleans searched their yards for axes and chisels, and locked away these potential implements of Hell.
A strange phrase was found chalked on, the pavement a block from the Maggios' house: "Mrs Maggio is going to sit up tonight, just like Mrs Tony."
Its significance has not been discovered to this day.
Maggio's two brothers were arrested on the grounds that the Maggios were Sicilians, and Sicilians were prone to die in family vendettas. They were released by virtue of public drunkenness - they had been out celebrating the younger one's draft notice on the night of the murders, and had stages home scarcely able to move, let alone lift an axe.
The detective in charge of the case was shot to death by a burglar one week after the murders. The investigation languished. News of the Romanov family's murder by Bolsheviks in Russia eclipsed the Maggio tragedy. The temperature climbed as June wore on.
"I detect Cagliostro's influences still at work on this plane," the Archduke said. "We must move on to the next candidate."
Deep inside his own ectoplasm-snared brain, which the wraith kept docile with wine except when he needed to use the body, D'Antonio could only manage a feeble moan of protest: A clear tropical dawn broke over New Orleans as John Zanca parked his wagon of fresh breads and cakes in front of Luigi Donatello's grocery. He could not tell whether the grocer and his wife were awake yet, so he decided to take their order around to the back door. He gathered up a fragrant armful of baked goods still warm from the oven and carried them down the narrow alley that led to the Donatellos' living quarters.
When he saw the back door with its lower left panel neatly chiselled out, his arms went limp. Cakes and loaves rained on the grass at his feet.
After a moment, Zanca stepped forward - careful not to crush any of the baked goods - and knocked softly on the door. He did not want to do so, but there seemed nothing else to do. When it swung open, he nearly screamed.
Before him stood Luigi Donatello, his face crusted with blood, his hair and moustache matted with it. Zanca could see three big gashes in his skull, white edges of bone; wet grey tissue swelling through the cracks. How could the man still be standing?
"My God," moaned Donatello. "My God."
Behind him, Zanca saw Mrs Donatello sprawled on the floor. The top of her head was a gory porridge. The slender stem of her neck was nearly cleaved in two.
"My God. My God. My God.
John Zanca dosed his eyes and said a silent prayer for the Donatellos' souls and his own.
The newspapers competed with one another for the wildest theory regarding the Axeman, as the killer came to be known. He was a Mafia executioner, and the victims were fugitives from outlaw justice in Sicily. He was a vigilante patriot, and the victims were German spies masquerading as Italian grocers. He was an evil spirit. He was a voodoo priest. He was a woman. He was a policeman.
The Italian families of New Orleans, particularly those in the grocery business, barricaded their doors and fed their dogs raw meat to make them bloodthirsty. These precautions did not stop them from lying awake in the small hours, clutching a rosary or perhaps a revolver, listening for the scrape of the Axeman's chisel.
In high summer, when the city stank of oyster shells and ancient sewers, the killer returned. Two teenage sisters, Mary and Pauline Romano, saw their uncle butchered in his own bed. They could only describe the man as "dark, tall, wearing a dark suit and a black slouch hat."
Italian families with enemies began finding axes and chisels dropped in their yards, more like cruel taunts than actual threats. Some accused their enemies. Some accused other members of their families. Some said the families had brought it upon themselves. Tempers flared in the sodden August heat, and many killings were done with weapons other than axes. Men with shotguns sat guard over their sleeping families, nodding off, jerking awake at the slightest noise. A grocer shot his own dog; another nearly shot his own wife.
The city simmered in its own prejudice and terror, a piquant gumbo.
But the Axeman would not strike again that year.
D'Antonio came awake with a sensation like rising through cool water into sunlight. He tried to-move his hands: they moved. He tried to open his eyes: the ceiling appeared, cracked and water-stained. Was it possible? Was the fucking monster really gone?
"Duke?" he whispered aloud into the empty room. His lips were dry, wine-parched. "Hey, Duke? You in there?"
To his own ears he sounded plaintive, as if he missed, the parasitic murdering creature. But the silence in his head confirmed it. The wraith was gone.
He stared at his hands, remembering everything he had seen them do. How ordinary they looked, how incapable of swinging a sharp blade and destroying a man's brain, a woman's brain.
For a long time he sat on the edge of the bed studying the beds of his nails and the creases in his palms, vaguely surprised that they were not caked with blood.
Eventually he looked down at himself and found that he was wearing only a filthy pair of trousers. He stripped them off, sponged himself to a semblance of cleanliness with the state water in the basin, slicked his hair back and dressed in fresh clothes. He left his apartment without locking the door and set off in a random direction.
D'Antonio wandered hatless in the August sun for an hour or more. When he arrived at the States newspaper office, his face was streaming with sweat, red as a boiled crawfish. He introduced himself to the editor as a retired police. detective, an expert on both Italians and murderers, and gave the following statement: "The Axeman is a modern Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde. A criminal of this type may be a respectable, law-abiding citizen when he is his normal self. Compelled by an impulse to kill, he must obey this urge. Like Jack the Ripper, this sadist may go on with his periodic outbreaks until his death. For months, even for years, he may be normal, then go on another rampage. It is a mistake to blame the Mafia. The Mafia never attacks women as this murderer has done."
He left the States office with several people staring bemusedly after him, but they printed the interview in its entirety.
After that, he lived his life much as he had been doing before the wraith's first visit. Armistice Day brought throngs of joyous revellers into the streets, as well as a blessed wave of cool weather, it had stayed sweltering through October. The war was over, and surely the wraith would never come back and make him do those things again.
He could not forget the organic vibration that ran up his arms as blade buried itself in bone.
In fact, he dreamed about it almost every night.
Francis Ferdinand returned in the spring of I9I9.
He did not muck about with appearances this time, but simply materialized inside D'Antonio's head. D'Antonio collapsed, clawing at his temples.
'He deceived me for a time, bait now I know he still walks this earth;" said the wraith. "We will find him."
D'Antonio lay curled on his side, blinded by tears of agony, wishing for the comforts of the womb or the grave.
Giacomo Lastanza was a powerful man, but he had been no match for the fiend in his bedroom. Now he lay on the floor with his head split as cleanly as a melon, and his wife Rosalia cowered in a corner of the room clutching her two-year-old daughter, Mary. Mary was screaming, clutching at her mother's long black hair. As the Axeman turned away from her husband's body, Rosalia began to scream too.
"Not my baby! Please, Holy Mother of God, not my baby!"
The axe fell. Mary's little face seemed to crack open like an egg. Rosalia was unconscious before her skull felt the blade's first pass.
D'Antonio lay naked on the floor. The apartment was a wasteland of dirty clothes and empty wine bottles. But his body was relatively sober for once - they'd run out of money - and as a result he was sharp enough to be carrying on an argument with the wraith: "Why in. hell do we have to kill the women? You can't be worried one of them is Cagliostro."
"He has consorted with a number of dangerous women. When we find him, his wife will bear killing also."
"And until then, you don't mind killing a few innocent ones?"
"It is necessary."
"What about that little baby?"
"If it had been Cagliostro's daughter, he would have raised her to be, as wicked as himself."
D'Antonio got control of one fist and weakly pounded the floor with it.
"You goddamn monster you're just gonna keep wasting people, and sooner or later I'II get caught and rot in prison. Or fry in the chair. And you'll go on your merry way and find some other poor sap to chase down that shadow of yours."
"The next one must be him! He is the last one on the list!"
"Fuck the list."
A bolt of excruciating pain shot through D'Antonio's head, and he decided to drop the argument.
Cagliostro was reading by candlelight when he heard the chisel scraping at his door. He smiled and turned a page.
The creature crept into his room, saw him in his chair with his head bent over a book. When it was ten feet away, Cagliostro looked up. When it was five feet away, it froze in mid-motion, restrained by the protective circle he had drawn.
By looking into its eyes, he knew everything about Joseph D'Antonio and the Archduke Francis Ferdinand. But the creature upon which he gazed now was neither D'Antonio nor the Archduke; this was a twisted amalgamation of the two, and it could only be called the Axeman.
He smiled at the creature, though its eyes blazed with murderous rage. "Yes, poor Archduke, it is I. And you will not harm me. In fact, I fear I must harm you yet again. If only you had accepted the necessity of your death the first time, you would be Beyond with your beloved Sophie now: "No, don't think you can desert your stolen body as it lies dying. You'll stay in there, my boy. My magic circle will see to that:" Cagliostro beamed; he was enjoying this immensely. "Yes, yes, I know about unfortunate ex-Detective D'Antonio trapped in there. But why do you think it was so easy for the Duke to-take hold of your body, Mr D'Antonio, and make it do the terrible things it did? Perhaps because you care not at all for your fellow human beings?
'When they came for the Jews, I did nothing, for I was not a Jew. . .' ah, forgive me. An obscure referee to a future that may never be. And you will both die to help prevent it." He reached beneath the cushion of his armchair, removed a silver revolver with elaborate engraving on the butt and barrel, aimed it carefully, and put a ball in the Axeman's tortured brain.
Then he put his book aside, went to his desk, and took up his pen.
The letter was published in the Times-Picayum the next day.
Editor of the Times-Picayune New Orleans, La.
Hell, March I3, I9I9
Esteemed Mortal: They have never caught me and they new will. They have never seen me, for l am invisible, even as the ether that surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and a fell demon from the hottest hell. I am what you Orleanians and your foolish police call the Axeman.
When I see fit, I shall come again and claim other victims.
I alone know whom they shall be. I shall leave no clue except my bloody axe, besmeared with the blood and brains of those who I have sent below to keep me company.
If you wish, you may tell the police to be careful not to rile me. Of course, I am a reasonable spirit. I take no offence at the way they have conducted their investigations in the past. In fact, they have been so utterly stupid as to amuse not only me, but His Satanic Majesty, Frances Joseph, etc. But tell them to beware. Let them not try to discover what I am, for it were better that they were never born than to incur the wrath of the Axeman. I don't think there is any need for such a warning, for I feel sure the police will always dodge me, as they have in the past. They are wise and know bow to keep away from all harm.
Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a most horrible murderer, which I am, but I could be much worse if I wanted to. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. At will I could slay thousands of your best citizens, for I am in dose relationship with the Angel of Death.
Now, to be exact, at I2.I5 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is.
I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether region that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of those people who do not jazz it on Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.
Well, I am cold and crave the warmth of my native Tartarus, and as it is about time that I leave your earthly home, I will cease my discourse. Hoping that thou wilt publish this, that it may go well with thee, I have been, am, and will be the worst spirit that ever existed either in fact or realm of fancy.
THE AXEMAN
Tuesday was Saint Joseph's Night, always a time of great excitement among Italians in New Orleans. This year it reached a fever pitch. The traditional altars made of a hundred or more kinds of food were built, admired, dismantled, and distributed to the poor; lucky fava beans were handed out by the fistful; the saint was petitioned and praised. Still, St Joseph's Night of I9I9 would remain indelibly fixed in New Orleans memory as "-The Axeman's Jazz Night".
Cafes and mansions on St Charles blazed with the melodies of live jazz bands. Those who could not afford to pay musicians fed pennies into player pianos. A popular composer had written a song called The Mysterious Axeman's jazz, or, Don't Scare Me, Papa. Banjo, guitar, and mandolin players gathered on the levees to send jazz music into the sky; so the Axeman would be sure to hear it as he passed over. By midnight, New Orleans was a cacophony of sounds, all of them swinging.
Caghostro walked the streets for most of the night, marvelling (if not actively congratulating himself) at how completely he had brought the city together; and how gay he had made it in the process. No one so much as glanced at him: few people were on the streets, and Caghostro had a talent for making himself invisible.
He had left the Axeman's corpse locked in the back of the house where it wouldn't spoil the groceries. First, of course, he had bludgeoned the face into unrecognizable mush with the Axeman's own axe. Everything that suggested the murdered man might be someone other than "Mike Pepitone", simple Italian grocer, was in the satchel Cagliostro carried with him.'
On the turntable of his phonograph, as a final touch, he had left a recording of Nearer My God to Thee.
When the jazz finally began to die down, he walked to the docks and signed onto a freighter headed for Egypt. There were any number of wonderful things he hadn't gotten around to learning last time.
ITALY, I945
Toward the end, Mussolini lived in an elaborate fantasy world constructed by the loyal sycophants who still surrounded him.
Whole cities in Italy were sanitized for his inspection, the cheering crowds along his parade routes supplemented by paid extras. When Hitler visited Rome, he too was deceived by the coat of sparkle on the decay, the hand-picked Aryan soldiers, the sheer bravado of Il Duce.
He believed he had cost Hitler the war. Germany lost its crucial Russian campaign after stopping to rescue the incompetent Italian army in Albania. Hitler had believed in the power and glory of Italy, and Mussolini had failed him.
Now he had been forced into exile on Lake Garda. He was a failure, his brilliant regime was a failure, and there were no more flunkies to hide these painful truths. He kept voluminous diaries in which he fantasized that his position in history would be comparable to Napoleon or Christ. His mistress Claretta lived nearby in a little villa, his only comfort.
On April 25, Germany caved in to the Allies. The Italian people, the ones he had counted on to save him with their loyalty, turned against him. Mussolini and Claretta fled, making for Switzerland.
A few last fanatical companions attempted to help them escape by subterfuge, but they were arrested by partisans on the north shore of Lake Como, discovered hiding in a German truck, cringing inside German coats and helmets. They were shot against the iron gate of an exquisite villa, and their bodies were taken to Milan and strung up by the heels to demonstrate the evils of Fascism.
All in service of the brotherhood of man.
[AUTHOR'S NOTE: Joseph D'Antonio's statement and the Axeman's letter reprinted from the New Orleans States and Times-Picayune, 1918-19.]

