With two gorgeous new arrivals turning up last week and the sad departure of The Fresh, the gang were probably hoping for an easy ride in episode six.
It’s the morning after the night before and Kirk is convinced he’s public enemy No.1 after he flipped out at Griff. Megan M and Jordan are back on track following his ex’s awkward entrance and new girl Holly is seriously into Bear.
The dreaded tablet of terror strikes and sends Kirk, his new squeeze Ali, and Marty to the beach to wait for a new arrival as Megan and Jordan try their hand at beekeeping.
Back at the beach, things are the usual amount of tense. However, when Ex On The Beach alumni Vicky Pattison shows up everyone, including her ex Kirk, breathes a sigh of relief.
Vicky and Kirk are quick to admit they’re still harboring feelings for one another and Kirk is open about his checkered EOTB antics so far. Vic seems unfazed but decides that she’s going to keep her options open, and is swiftly sent on a date with Marty.
Tensions are high at the villa as the group wait for Vicky to arrive. When the former Geordie Shore star makes her grand entrance she is made to feel welcome by everyone but Cami, who says the bed she shared with Kirk was still warm when Vicky hopped in after their split.
Kirk gives Vicky a tour of the villa but she’s not in the mood for any action/drama and takes herself to bed.
Meanwhile, an intoxicated Megan M goes mental at Jordan’s ‘Maga shag’ Ali for reasons that still remain unclear.
Jordan and Kirk take the warring women to the side in an attempt to resolve their differences. Meanwhile, Sarah finds out that Holly and Bear have shared a few kisses but while the bunny boiler Barbie is singing Ken’s praises, it turns out he’s developing a major crush on Vicky.
Megan’s row with Ali spirals out of control with Bear eventually branding Megan M a bully. Jordan takes his hot-headed Mrs off to bed and in the morning likens her enthusiastic bedroom antics to a ‘tramp going through hot chips’. He’s such a charmer.
Elsewhere, Kirk and Ali head off to bed for the night while Holly and Bear get better acquainted.
The following morning, Vicky sets her sights on Bear and breaks the ice with Cami with a casual handshake. Ali is worried about where she stands with Kirk now that Vicky’s on the scene but has no time to dwell on it as the tablet of terror sends them all (bar Marty who has got an upset tummy) wrestling.
With the group split into two teams headed up by Vicky and Kirk. Ali is taken down by Megan M in the first round and Bear beats Holly with his ungentlemanly moves. Overall Vicky wins 4-3.
The tablet of terror then decides to send Holly and Bear tequila tasting, but Bear is ready to run for the hills when Holly comes on a bit strong. As they arrive back to the villa, Vicky makes it clear she likes Bear and the pair head off for a private chat and end up snogging.
Following his ‘chat’ with Vicky, Bear pulls Holly aside and lets her know that he’s got zero interest in her.
As the group enjoy a relaxed evening the tablet of terror sounds and shows a picture of Kirk and Cami when they got engaged. Kirk leaves the table, punching the wall on his way to the bedroom.
Vicky goes to calm Kirk down and the pair wind up having a smooch with Kirk telling her that he loves her.
Meanwhile, at the tablet of terror’s request, the rest of the housemates get stuck in with Cami’s fake hen party. As the night wears on, Kirk joins the rest of the group and is having a civilised chat with Cami when he spots Vicky kissing Bear in the pool.
Kirk can’t believe his eyes and seems to be genuinely (maybe) heartbroken.
After speaking to Ali and coming clean about his true feelings for Vicky, Kirk decides to leave Ex On The Beach and heads back to Essex with several self-inflicted injuries.
Ex On The Beach airs Tuesday nights at 10pm on MTV.