Most quantum-chemical benchmarks focus exclusively on equilibrium structures, i.e. structures for which the net force on every atom is zero. For instance, the popular GMTKN55 2 collection of main-group thermochemistry benchmarks is entirely composed of ground-and transition-state structures, and even Korth and Grimme's exotic "mindless" benchmark sets only include completely optimized structures. Exceptions are generally limited to structures with a single nonequilibrium degree of freedom, like the S66x8 4,5 benchmark set of non-covalent dimer dissociation curves. Since many emerging applications of quantum chemistry involve structures where multiple internal coordinates are far from equilibrium, like ab initio molecular dynamics & metadynamics and automated reaction-path exploration, the lack of non-equilibrium benchmarks makes it challenging to assess the effect of different theoretical methods on these important workflows.