I was too poor to hire a lawyer for my defense. I became my own lawyer and argued for my innocence. The jury seemed pleased with me arguments and facts. To sweeten the pot I bribed the judge. The judge did not respect my bribe and held me in contempt.
i was too poor to hire a lawyer for my defense . i became my own lawyer and argued for my innocence . the jury seemed pleased with me arguments and facts . to sweet ##en the pot i bribe ##d the judge . the judge did not respect my bribe and held me in contempt .
To sweeten the pot I bribed the judge.